Clearly, You Are No Donna Reed

Hipster guy: I cried so much when I watched it.
Hipster girl: It's a Wonderful Life made you cry? Ha!
Hipster guy: Shhhh! (looks around furtively)

Wellington
New Zealand

Posted on September 1, 2020
Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Hipsters, Movies, New Zealand, Questions

That Consists Mostly of Panting and Licking Strangers

Drunk girl: You know, me and Jared are a lot alike. We both kind of throw ourselves out there with the same kind of desperation, only mine… is a more quiet desperation.

University of Idaho
Idaho

Overheard by: Funnygirl

Posted on August 31, 2020
Bringing it back to you, Colleges & Universities, Drunks, Girls, Idaho, Sex

Weren't We Fencing?

30-something male drunk: You're not my mother!
20-something female drunk: I'm not your mother. I'm just telling you that it's not okay to grunt and lunge at people.

Pacifica, California

Overheard by: Slightly

Posted on August 29, 2020
Advice, California, Default, Drunks, Etiquette, Family ties, Girls, Guys

Snow White Is Always Hurting the Dwarves’ Feelings

Girl: Oh, as far as I’m concerned, they’re just the happy little worker bees that bring me my birth control.

Madison, Wisconsin

Posted on August 26, 2020
Default, Girls, Insects, Pregnancy, Wisconsin

Me and My Cocaine Fork Will Be Just Fine

Girl: But I’m graduating soon, so I don’t need spoons anymore!

Montclair State University
New Jersey

Posted on August 20, 2020
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Druggies, Drugs, Education, Girls, New Jersey, Sorority types, Students

She Also Wondered This Throughout The Sound Of Music

Fashionable girl to singing man on bicycle: Excuse me, are you mentally ill or just musically inclined?

Düsseldorf
Germany

Overheard by: Anja Schwalm

Posted on August 17, 2020
Comebacks, Germany, Girls, Mental illnesses, Singing, Strangers

At Least Let Me Tie You to the Roof-Rack

Girl stopped at a gas station refueling: Get out of my trunk now! People are going to think that I kidnapped you!

Charlottesville, Virginia

Overheard by: A Concerned Friend

Posted on August 17, 2020
Conductors, Crimes, Default, Fears, Girls, Offers and requests, Virginia

Unfortunately Mr. Trump's Hair Is Heavily Guarded

Girl to another: I mean, I want to touch it. I've always wanted to touch it.

Rancho Cucamonga, California

Overheard by: Katieee

Posted on August 15, 2020
California, Girls, Weirdness, Wishes

Let Me Guess– Rainbow Sherbert?

Drunken girl: I don't know, Luke, I'm just sick and tired of people who want to sit in their rooms and watch YouTube videos and eat sherbert.
Drunken guy: You don't like sherbert?
Drunken girl: No, I like it… but only with adventure.
Drunken guy: I wanted adventure. I feel kind of bad, though, that I didn't experiment enough.
Drunken girl: With what?
Drunken guy: With guys. I don't know, it just hasn't happened.
Drunken girl: Well, don't rush it. If you let it happen naturally, it will.
Drunken guy: But what if I don't like it? And say, “No, this isn't for me”?
Drunken girl: Let's go eat something.
Drunken guy: Sherbert?
Drunken girl: Yep.

Claremont, California

Posted on August 10, 2020
California, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Feelings, Food, Girls, Gripes, Guys, Internet, Questions, Wishes

…And He Let Me Touch His Mallard?

Girl: Hey, what about that time we went duck hunting naked and…
Random passerby: That sounds like fun!

Georgetown
Washington, DC

Posted on August 9, 2020
Animals, Body parts, Default, Girls, Memory lane, Sex, Strangers, Washington, DC

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