Besides, It's Been Done to Death

Girl: I'm not sure if I can be bothered dying.

London
England

Posted on September 18, 2020
Death & dying, England, Girls, Weirdness

Behind the Wheel, Sure

Girl (reading inspirational quote): “The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched, they must be felt with the heart.” (pause) Helen Keller. (to friend) Wasn’t she, like, a killer?

Indigo Bookstore
Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Sunissa

Posted on September 17, 2020
Canadia, Default, Girls, History, Idiots, Names, Philosophy, Stores, Stupidity

Michigan Girls Make a Bid for the Title

Girl #1 in bathroom stall: My poop looks awesome! It has things in it! Come, look!
Girl #2 (waiting outside stall): No.
Girl #1: Come on!
Girl #2: No.
Girl #1: Please?
Girl #2: No! I never will.
Girl #1: I just won't flush it and then you'll have to look.
Girl #2: You better flush that shit!

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Posted on September 16, 2020
Default, Girls, Michigan, Offers and requests, Poop, Restroom, Weirdness

…Since I Accepted Homer Simpson As My Personal Savior

Teenage girl #1: He hates me.
Teenage girl #2: He doesn’t hate you. Maybe you should just say “hi” to him.
Teenage girl #1: How am I supposed to say “hi”? I have voices in my head saying “I want cheeseburgers”!

Canberra
Australia

Posted on September 15, 2020
Advice, Australia, Default, Feelings, Food, Friends, Girls, Teens

Should've Realized He Wasn't “Chosen” When He Never Got Picked for T-Ball

Girl to friend: So he was already crying because he found out we weren't Jewish. Then he was like, “But aunt Jill is Jewish! Why aren't we?!” My mom had to explain that Jill's her best friend, not her sister. So then he found out we weren't related to Jacob and everyone. So he cried even harder.
Friend: Wow.
Girl: Yeah, but he was like 10, so he should have just sucked it up.

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Tyler

Posted on September 14, 2020
Age and ageing, Default, Family ties, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Massachusetts, Religion

“Tulsa” Spelled Backwards Is “a Slut”– Coincidence?

Teen girl to friend: I'm too sexy for my vulva.

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Posted on September 13, 2020
Compare and contrast, Friends, Girls, Oklahoma, Teens, Vagina

I'm Working My Way Up to Toads Racing Camels Around Post Offices

Girl standing at the bar: I train armadillos to race horses around banks.

Killarney's
Hamilton, New Jersey

Overheard by: I wish I had heard the beginning of that conversation…

Posted on September 11, 2020
Animals, Bars & Clubs, Default, Girls, New Jersey, Weirdness

Later, They’d Vomit Up Quarters

Drunk girl #1: I’m Wells Fargo!
Drunk girl #2: Really? I’m Wells Fargo, too!
(they gleefully skip off together)

Pearl St Mall
Boulder, Colorado

Posted on September 7, 2020
Colorado, Default, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Girls, History, Malls, Movies

The Real Story Behind “The Rachel”

Party guy: Hey, you cut your hair.
Party girl: I had to.
Party guy: Why?
Party girl: Well, you threw up on it!
Party guy: Who cares if I threw up on it?
Party girl: I do!
Party guy: Oh. (walks off)

Austin, Texas

Posted on September 6, 2020
Cleanliness, Girls, Guys, Hair, Health & Hygiene, Texas, Weirdness

I Couldn't Help It– I Kept Shining a Strobe Light on Him.

College girl to three friends, completely serious: Yeah, I guess his penis had epilepsy or something.

College Dining Hall
Pennsylvania

Posted on September 3, 2020
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Maladies, Penis, Pennsylvania, Students, Weirdness