Or When Tyra Had the Realness of Her Breasts Verified

Girl #1: Tyra will never be as good as Oprah. The Tyra show just doesn’t have the credibility that the Oprah show has.
Girl #2: Well, Tyra does serious shows sometimes; like when Hilary Duff is on.

Auburn University
Auburn, Alabama

Posted on September 17, 2017
About celebrities, Alabama, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Feelings, Girls, TV shows

“Family Game Night” Has a Different Spin When Your Parents Are Psychologists

Chick: Yeah, he was just showing us random slides and told us to guess what they were. And there was this one slide — at first I thought it was Jesus and some chick, but on the next slide the dude was turning into a horse and I thought, ‘Jesus never did that!’ so I just put down ‘Man turning into a horse.’

Purdue University
West Lafayette, Indiana

Posted on September 13, 2017
Animals, Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Indiana, Jesus

That’s the Last Time I’ll Call the Psychic Friends Network

Ghetto girl on cell: I don’t care what the fuck they said… They don’t know shit ’bout my coochie!

McArthur Center
Norfolk, Virginia

Overheard by: wes

Posted on September 10, 2017
Black people, Default, Girls, Gripes, On the phone, Vagina, Virginia, Women

…Wanting to Make Something Of Themselves

Ditzy girl #1: Like, I love her… but she's just so dumb.
Ditzy girl #2: I know! I mean, she wants to take the MCAT. I don't understand that kind of people.

Toronto
Ontario
Canadia

Posted on September 6, 2017
Canadia, Feelings, Girls, Insults, Jobs & Careers, Stupidity, Wishes

…Through Binoculars.

Music History prof taking roll: Jane Smith?
Jane: Here.
Prof: Oh, there you are. I’m just used to seeing you from behind.

Hartford, Connecticut

Posted on August 30, 2017
Ass, Compare and contrast, Connecticut, Creepsters, Default, Education, Etiquette, Girls, Names, Students, Teachers

Steve Miller: “Same Here.”

Girl: How do you choose a good peach?
Guy: I go with whichever would make the prettiest vagina. Seems to work pretty well.

Produce Market
Tampa, Florida

Overheard by: Dr. Banana Grabber

Posted on August 29, 2017
Beauty, Florida, Fruit, Girls, Guys, Stores, Vagina

With His Big Blue Ox

Drunk girl: St. Patrick's day is celebrating St. Patrick…who drove all the rats out of Germany.

University of Evansville
Evansville, Indiana

Overheard by: matt

Posted on August 23, 2017
Animals, Colleges & Universities, Drunks, Girls, History, Indiana

In Cambridge? Perish the Thought.

Girl to friend: We're under a bridge! I feel like a crack dealer.

Midsummer Common
Cambridge, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Anti-Math

Posted on August 21, 2017
Crimes, Drugs, Friends, Girls, Massachusetts, Stupidity

Ironically, the Skirt Has a Silver Lining

Girl in uniform: So when I went to pick up my uniform there were no skirts. So my mom was like “My daughter needs bottoms.”
Friend: That sucks!
Girl in uniform: Yeah, the skirt I’m wearing now belongs to this girl who was deported to Trinidad.

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Myr

Posted on August 19, 2017
Canadia, Clothes, Default, Education, Feelings, Friends, Geography, Girls, Politics, Teens

Um, It's a Shit Party in Your Pants, Dude

Girl at party: For the last time: I am not interested in you. You're too short, too fat and too drunk!
Guy, defiantly: I'm not drunk! If I was drunk, I wouldn't think you were so fucking ugly!
(girl storms off angrily)
Guy, to himself: It's a shit party when the ugliest bitch at the party ain't a sure thing!!

Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: Scotty

Posted on August 17, 2017
Australia, Beauty, Comebacks, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Guys

Girls

Steve Miller: “Same Here.”