…I'm Transferring to Vassar, Where They Understand My Needs

Dude: Unless you can show me one big titted cat!

Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York

Overheard by: Russ

Posted on November 14, 2008
Animals, Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, New York, Nipples, Offers and requests, Weirdness

But I Can't Afford the Membership Fee

Preppy chick: I didn't see you in class today. Where were you?
Guy: I was having sex in the bathroom.
Preppy chick: Oh, I want to try that.

Florida

Posted on November 14, 2008
Default, Girls, Guys, Preppies, Questions, Sex, Wishes

You're the Most Boring Imaginary Friend Ever

Emo-poser teen girl: Does this make me look like I exist?
Teen guy (looking): No.

Pinnacle High School
Phoenix, Arizona

Posted on November 13, 2008
Arizona, Clothing, Default, Girls, Guys, Philosophy, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teens

Maybe I Should've Selected a Photo Where I Wasn't Holding a Beer-Bong?

Guy: So they sent me something saying they had received my application and said it would take six to eight weeks. I got a rejection letter the next day. Bitchbags.

Wake Forest University
Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Posted on November 13, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Guys, Insults, North Carolina, Time Management

From the Long-Awaited Sequel, Dude, Where's My Conscience?

Guy on phone with friend: Yeah, but I think Tommy's grandparents died, so his house might be on for the party if his parents are out of town.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: 8 Day Charm

Posted on November 12, 2008
Death & dying, Default, Family ties, Guys, On the phone, Pennsylvania, Weirdness

Well, Not No Reason–I've Met Your Kids

Man #1: So I got it, and then a month later my wife found out she's in menopause. So I got it for no reason.
Man #2: Damn.

Seattle, Washington

Posted on November 11, 2008
Default, Gender issues, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Washington

The Little Guy Never Gets a Break

Boy: Why can't we go in?
Girl: Maybe someone was murdered.
Boy: Lucky.

West Junior High
Columbia, Missouri

Overheard by: Kelsey

Posted on November 9, 2008
Death & dying, Default, Girls, Guys, Missouri, Murder, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Weirdness

Straight Men in San Francisco May Become Spoiled

Guy: Later. (he affectionately shakes girl by shoulders)
Girl: Wait, did you just shake me like a Golden Retriever after we had a nooner?
Guy: Yeah, that was kind of bad. (hugs her)

Financial District
San Francisco, California