Man outside bar: Look man, I love my wife, I do. But I swear to god, I wish she were dead.
http://overheardinjxn.blogspot.com/2005/09/overheard-in-parking-lot-outside-bar.html
Overheard by: Ian
Man outside bar: Look man, I love my wife, I do. But I swear to god, I wish she were dead.
http://overheardinjxn.blogspot.com/2005/09/overheard-in-parking-lot-outside-bar.html
Overheard by: Ian
Bar patron to chick: Hey, come here one second.
Chick: What?
Bar patron: Would you say I'm hideous?
Chick: So-so…
Ship & Anchor
Calgary
Canadia
Overheard by: Lenovskyvich
Guy to friend: No, man, I mean…she's not a *whore* whore, just a whore.
Outside City Bistro
Hoboken, New Jersey
Overheard by: Chris Maimone
Husband: How can women spend so much money on purses?
Wife: Shhh!
Coach Store
Pennsylvania
Guy #1: That Coke you're drinking is about three years old.
Guy #2: (spits out soda)
Guy #1: And that beer's at least eight years old.
Guy #2: What are you running here? A beverage museum?
Chicago, Illinois
Man getting into car to dog barking wildly: No, you can't come. You have to stay home with mommy!
Westchester County, New York
Random freshman: And then this junior girl came up to me and was like, “look at this penis on my locker…his name is Napoleon.”
Lakeland Regional High School
Wanaque, New Jersey
Overheard by: kristina
Guy: What would you do if a clown jumped through the window and tried to abduct you by putting a sleeping bag over your head?
Girl: I'd whup his ass.
Guy: You'd whup his ass, would you? Just like an American.
England
Overheard by: E.
Yuppie boyfriend (excitedly): Let's have an Ashton Kutcher movie marathon night!
Yuppie girlfriend (whispering): Honey, we've already talked about this…
Blockbuster
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Pallas
Employee: Hi, can I help you find anything?
Ghetto kid: Yeah, I'm looking for a book called Marijuana Horticulture.
Employee: Yeah, I know that book. I think we are out, though.
Bookstore
Stockton, California
Overheard by: Can I get some of that?
