We're Imagining Jackie Warner from Work Out

Woman walking out of men's barber shop to friend: I can't believe they wouldn't cut my hair. I'm a lesbian! That makes me a man.

Brisbane
Australia

Posted on February 9, 2016
Australia, Compare and contrast, Default, Hair, Sexuality, Women

While Jabbering Breathless Nonsense Into My Bluetooth Headset

Young woman with cute hair to friends: I like to run through the field and play with my hair!

Lakeside Park
Chicago, Illinois

Posted on January 28, 2016
Friends, Girls, Hair, Illinois, Stupidity

I'm Surprised You Were There, Ms. Chipped Nail Polish

Girl #1: You weren't even in school today, were you?
Girl #2 (with her hood up): No, 'cuz my hair is messed up!

Columbus, Ohio

Posted on December 27, 2015
Default, Girls, Hair, Ohio, Questions

Totally!

Brunette girl: So like, if I had a mustache, would you tell me?
Tall blonde friend: Of course, would you tell me?
Brunette: Totally.
Tall blonde: I totally have a mustache?!
Brunette: No, no, no…I would totally tell you if you did, but you don't!
Tall blonde: Oh, okay.
(several seconds pass, they sip drinks)
Tall blonde: So we're having topless sleepover at my place tonight, right?

Red Maple
Baltimore, Maryland

Posted on November 17, 2015
Default, Girls, Hair, Maryland, Nipples, Offers and requests, Questions, Restaurants, Sexuality, Stupidity

Check Behind the Mexican Dentures and Under the Namibian Eyelids

Guy #1: The directions are on a green piece of paper.(fumbles around in car)
Guy #2: What the hell is this?
Guy #1: Oh shit. Long story. It's a Portugese kid's back hair.

www.overheardatyale.com

Overheard by: overheardatyale

Posted on November 12, 2015
Body parts, Default, Guys, Hair, Kids, Overheard at Yale, Questions, Weirdness

So of Course I'm Bummed That They'll All Burn in a Lake of Hellfire

Mormon girl: When I grow up, I want to celebrate Chanukah! I mean, I just like Jews. I like Jew food, Jew noses, Jew hair styles… Oh my gosh, I love those curly bangs! I just want to pull one and watch it go “sproinnnnng!”

IHOP
Salt Lake City, Utah

Overheard by: I'm Jewish, but surprisingly NOT offended…

Posted on August 23, 2015
Body parts, Default, Feelings, Food, Girls, Hair, Religion, Restaurants, Utah

You're That Guy Every Day.

Girlfriend: I'm gonna get a black wig and a skirt, and I'm putting body-glitter on you and doing your hair like you're in 90210 and you're going as Edward. It'll be like ironic.
Boyfriend: I'm gonna put some mayonnaise on my pants and go as that “jizzed in my pants” guy.
Girlfriend: No, you're not.

Gainesville, Florida

Posted on August 11, 2015
Clothes, Clothing, Couples, Cum, Florida, Food, Hair, TV shows

And Cute Buttplug!

Woman drying her hands, nonchalantly, to woman ball-gagged and tied to a toilet: “Oh, you changed your hair. It looks pretty.”

Women’s Bathroom, Bondage-a-GoGo
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Ladle

Posted on August 3, 2015
Bars & Clubs, Beauty, Compliments, Default, Hair, San Francisco, Women

That Works More Often Than You'd Think

Crazy hobo: I like your hair.
Girl: Thanks.
Crazy hobo: Can I have it?
Girl: No, it's mine.
Crazy hobo: Oh, okay.

Chicago, Illinois

Posted on July 30, 2015
Compliments, Crazies, Girls, Hair, Hobos, Illinois, Offers and requests

Nobody Ever Asked Elvis That

14-year-old boy #1: Dude, try my sunnies on! They're super dark!
(boy #1 hands glasses over to boy #2)
14-year-old boy #2: Cool, they are pretty dark!
14-year-old boy #3: Hey, cool! They totally go with your hair!
14-year-old boy #2: Are you queer?

Perth
Western Australia
Australia

Posted on July 25, 2015
Australia, Comebacks, Compliments, Fashion, Hair, Questions, Sexuality, Teens

Hair