Nobody Knew Pig-Pen Was a Girl 'til She Grew Up

Middle-aged man to 20-something bookseller: You've got that sort of hair that men love to mess up…

Lexington, Kentucky

Overheard by: envious

Posted on April 2, 2019
Default, Feelings, Gender issues, Guys, Hair, Kentucky, Sexuality

Introducing Madame Toussaud's Naughtiest Exhibition Yet

Enthusiastic undergraduate to group of friends: I never knew you could do that with wax!

Oxford
England

Overheard by: Intrigued Grad Student

Posted on March 9, 2019
England, Friends, Hair, Students, Weirdness

Ones That Will Fit Over My Big-Boy Pull-Ups

Man in dressing room to employee waiting on him: Dude, I can see my ass hair. I'm a grown-ass man. Go find me some grown-ass man pants.

Las Vegas, Nevada

Posted on March 6, 2019
Age and ageing, Ass, Clothing, Customers, Employees, Hair, Nevada, Stores

Tonight on Logo

Guy with girl #1, yelling: Oh, hey! How's it going? I love your haircut!
Guy with girl #2, walking in opposite direction: Thank you.
Guy #1: Thank you!
Guy #2: You're welcome.
Guy #1: I love you!
Guy #2: I love you, too.

Olympia, Washington

Posted on December 15, 2018
Compliments, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Hair, Stupidity, Washington

In Some Cultures, That’s the Highest Compliment

Drunk girl yelling to bald guy from car window: You left your toupee in my vagina!

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Paige & Liz

Posted on December 5, 2018
Drunks, Girls, Hair, Insults, Vagina, Washington

I Had a Roommate Who Bleached the Bathroom Three Times a Week. True Story

Chick on cell phone: My roommate was rolling a lint roller all over her head for like ten minutes and finally I was like: “What the fuck are you doing? You’re gonna pull all your hair out!” … Haha yeah… She threatened to kill me if I asked her anymore questions… She probably watches me sleep.

UB Bus
Buffalo, New York

Posted on October 18, 2018
Advice, Bus, Character, Chicks, Education, Fears, Hair, Murder, New York, On the phone, Sorority types, Threats, Weirdness

…When I Sat on His Face. What?

Girl #1: My 21st birthday was fun.
Girl #2: So was mine, minus the fact that my friends bought stuffed animal beavers at the winery and proceeded to yell about how soft and hairy their beavers were… While my dad was driving.
Girl #2's grandma: What's a beaver?
Girl #2's mom: It's…what some people call the female genitalia.
Girl #2's grandma: Ohhh…your grandfather used to just call it a cunt.

San Francisco, California

Posted on June 12, 2018
Age and ageing, Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Girls, Hair, Moms, Old folks, Questions, San Francisco, Vagina, Words

I’m… Black?

Traffic cop: She said, “Do you like it?” and I was like, “Yeah, it looks really nice.” And then she said, “Is it subtle?” and I was like “Jenny*, you’re a black woman with orange and yellow hair!”

Plymouth, Michigan

Overheard by: Morgz