In Some Cultures, That’s the Highest Compliment

Drunk girl yelling to bald guy from car window: You left your toupee in my vagina!

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Paige & Liz

Posted on December 5, 2018
Drunks, Girls, Hair, Insults, Vagina, Washington

I Had a Roommate Who Bleached the Bathroom Three Times a Week. True Story

Chick on cell phone: My roommate was rolling a lint roller all over her head for like ten minutes and finally I was like: “What the fuck are you doing? You’re gonna pull all your hair out!” … Haha yeah… She threatened to kill me if I asked her anymore questions… She probably watches me sleep.

UB Bus
Buffalo, New York

Posted on October 18, 2018
Advice, Bus, Character, Chicks, Education, Fears, Hair, Murder, New York, On the phone, Sorority types, Threats, Weirdness

…When I Sat on His Face. What?

Girl #1: My 21st birthday was fun.
Girl #2: So was mine, minus the fact that my friends bought stuffed animal beavers at the winery and proceeded to yell about how soft and hairy their beavers were… While my dad was driving.
Girl #2's grandma: What's a beaver?
Girl #2's mom: It's…what some people call the female genitalia.
Girl #2's grandma: Ohhh…your grandfather used to just call it a cunt.

San Francisco, California

Posted on June 12, 2018
Age and ageing, Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Girls, Hair, Moms, Old folks, Questions, San Francisco, Vagina, Words

I’m… Black?

Traffic cop: She said, “Do you like it?” and I was like, “Yeah, it looks really nice.” And then she said, “Is it subtle?” and I was like “Jenny*, you’re a black woman with orange and yellow hair!”

Plymouth, Michigan

Overheard by: Morgz

Posted on June 9, 2018
Beauty, Clothes, Compliments, Cops, Default, Fashion, Guys, Hair, Michigan, Race

Whereas Mine Is Much More Of a Peeing Plum

Girl, smelling another girl's hair: You're right! It does smell like a sweaty peach.

Australia

Posted on May 1, 2018
Australia, Fruit, Girls, Hair, Sensory experiences

…And the Hendersons

Finely bearded man, loudly and distinctly among crowd: Big. Hairy. Ballsack.

University of Illinois

Overheard by: Kelsey

Posted on April 1, 2018
Balls, Colleges & Universities, Guys, Hair, Illinois, Weirdness

Like What a Tonsillectomy Does to Your Singing Voice

Hubby: Man, when I trim my ass hair my farts sound weird!

http://community.livejournal.com/overheardincali/31657.html

Posted on March 30, 2018
Hair, Hubbies, Overheard in California's Journal

Of Thirst?

Girl telling friend about dream: So then I was lying on a bed of beef jerky and my dad came up and his armpit hair was all white and fuzzy and that's when I realized I was gonna die.

Park
California

Posted on March 7, 2018
California, Death & dying, Default, Family ties, Friends, Girls, Hair, Weirdness

Kindly Accept This Sperm As a Token Of My Sincerity

Art school hipster girl, in the middle of different conversation: Oh my god! I got my goddamned hair cut yesterday!
Art school hipster guy: I was gonna say in the car!
(art school hipster girl smiles with crazy eyes and mouth agape)
Art school hipster guy: No, seriously… It is so fresh.

Savannah, Georgia

Posted on February 11, 2018
Compliments, Georgia, Hair, Hipsters, Students

And We Could Finally Use Pick-up Lines About “Magic Carpet Rides”

Guy #1: Yo, it would be tight to work in a rug store.
Guy #2: Yeah, man. All those different kinds of rugs…

Oakland, California

Overheard by: archidork

Posted on October 30, 2017
California, Default, Guys, Hair, Jobs & Careers, Vagina, Wishes, Words