Dude: Oh, great. Now I can be the asshole with a unibrow.
Denny’s
Portland, Maine
Overheard by: aimc
Dude: Oh, great. Now I can be the asshole with a unibrow.
Denny’s
Portland, Maine
Overheard by: aimc
Woman: Don’t I strike you as blonde?
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/03/does-she-or-doesnt-she.html
Overheard by: rich
Teen girl: Tina*, this corn husk totally feels like your vagina hair!
World’s Largest Corn Maze
Dixon, California
Overheard by: Leslie
Preppy teen girl #1: Well, do you like her?
Preppy teen girl #2: I mean, yeah, I like her… But she has got to do something about her mustache!
Newport News, Virginia
Overheard by: Sam
30-ish blonde: Yeah, my three o’clock appointment canceled, so I lasered off my pubes.
Bar
Newcastle, Oklahoma
Man with Mohawk on cell: Okay, so I'm not technically the father but there are 27 baby boa constrictors over here that all have Mohawks.
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: cgt
Cub Scout #1: Your dad has hairy arms.
Cub Scout #2: You know what else is hairy? His penis!
Cub Scout #1: Yeah. So is my mom’s.
Cub Scout Camp
Pennsylvania
African-American man on phone: Well, now, you just bring your hair… and you be on your way.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/405923160/left-it-in-my-other-purse.html
Overheard by: serial forgetter of hair
Drunk guy: Everyone in this room should get hair extensions.
Toronto
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Meech
Nerd guy: Did you get a haircut?
Indie girl: No. Why?
Nerd guy: Your bangs are on the other side.
Indie girl: Oh, I didn't shower today.
Godfrey, Illinois
Overheard by: M
