Girl #1: I’ve been feeling so weird lately.
Girl #2: You’re probably pregnant.
Girl #1: … What?
Girl #2: I was kidding.
Girl #1: Oh-fuck-oh-fuck-oh-fuck — when was my last period?!
Piccadilly Line
London
England
Overheard by: BoogyFantastic
Archive for the ‘Health & Hygiene’ Category
Mrs. Potato-Head Faces a Unique Set of Problems
Girl, getting wash and cut: Then I was walking around for a few months without an elbow.
Stylist: Wow!
Girl: So finally in July they put my elbow back in.
Stylist: Well, that’s good.
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Overheard by: porkchop on a stick
So, You’ll Notice That I’m Topless.
Chick #1, to class: Sorry I stink. I just got back from soccer practice.
Chick #2: That’s okay. My cat peed on my shirt before I left the house.
Palm Bay, Florida
Just Until Dinner, Though.
Wannabe hipster girl: I’m anorexic!
Wannabe hipster friend: No way!
Wannabe hipster girl: No, seriously! I’m anorexic since lunch.
Wannabe hipster friend: Okay.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/365155795/well-maybe-after-this-blueberry-muffin.html
Overheard by: the actual hipsters were way more polite
It’ll Pop Up Again in the Spring
Guy #1: Are you gonna get tested?
Guy #2: I think the Lauren thing pretty much takes care of it.
Guy #3: You should still get tested.
Guy #2: Yeeeah, but I don’t like getting blood taken from me and I don’t have any like, symptoms, so…
Guy #3: Well, I haven’t seen your penis.
Simon Fraser University
British Columbia
Canadia
Any Test, Really
Emo teen girl with water bottle: I mean, it’s not like I’m drinking all this just to pass a drug test. It would be nice to pass one, though…
Jenks, Oklahoma
The Long-Awaited Follow-up to “My Humps”
Little girl #1 (holding a Patrick Star toy): Mommy, mommy! Can I get this?
Scary mom: No.
Little girl #1: Why?
Scary mom: Because last time we bought one of those was the day you had your seizure.
Little girl #1 (running around the store and flapping her arms): My seizure, my seizure!
Little girl #2 (also running and flapping): Your seizure, your seizure!
Kings Island, Ohio
Identifying Your Feelings Is an Important First Step.
Huge guy with a Mohawk: It worries me that I can’t smell my deodorant.
Grocery Store
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Deana
Poor Etiolated Biped That I Am
Trendy girl: I can barely find the energy to ambulate!
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/07/someones-sat-classes-didnt-pay-off.html
Overheard by: try walking
The Limbo Is Not a Man’s Game, Son.
Mother to little boy: Stop that! You’re gonna hurt your scrotum!
Boston, Massachusetts
