Girl #1: Hey, are you going to use the bathroom?
Girl #2: Oh, no… I have a urinary tract infection, so I can't pee.
Loyola University
Chicago, Illinois
Guy #1: I loved the way you fucked me last night.
Guy #2: I can't wait to do it again, tonight.
Guy #1: Mmmm, I'm getting hot just thinking about it.
Annoyed woman sitting in front of them: You two fools do realize everyone on the bus can hear you, don't you?
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: CTA bus rider
Guy#1: I just don't like shaved vaginas. They creep me out. I got down there and I was like “Oh”!
Guy#2: Yeah, you have the prickle factor.
Guy#1: There was no prickle factor…
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Josh
Guy: I'm going to sneeze!
Girl, getting in his face: Think about bananas! Think about bananas! You won't sneeze.
Religion professor: Just like thinking about bananas won't get you pregnant…
College
Rock Island, Illinois
Overheard by: I like bananas….
Father: Did you hear about how McCain called his wife the c-word in front of a bunch of reporters?
Daughter: Well, in fairness to him, she probably is one.
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Claire
Guy: Trust me, I'm a gay scientist!
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Claire
Disheveled suit on cell: Hey, I've decided to go home and start drinking. (pause) Yeah, I think Jim, Jack, and Jose can help me work through my problems.
River North
Chicago, Illinois
Blue collar guy on lunch break: Does she use a strap-on or does she have something that pops out like a turtle head?
Northwestern Law School
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: What a Horrible Visual
Drunk girl: I love the boners that sound like sandwiches! Boner on wheat, boner on rye… That's pretty much it.
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Claire
