Edna and Paul's Relationship Begins to Flounder

Husband to wife: I've been married to you for 35 years and I still don't understand your thought process on trout.

Florence, Kentucky

Posted on December 15, 2015
Couples, Kentucky, Philosophy, Relationships, Sexuality

Mommy Lost Him During That Spring Break Trip to Tijuana

Mother (giving four-year-old a children’s bible): Here, find Jesus for mommy.

Doctor’s Office
Ashland, Kentucky

Overheard by: Lola

Posted on November 12, 2015
Christianity, Default, Jesus, Kentucky, Moms, Offers and requests, Religion, Stupidity, Women

How Can You Think That after All the Threesomes I’ve Done for You?

Mom to girls at bar: You two are so cute. [To daughter’s friend] So, do you swing both ways?
Friend: Uhhh…
Daughter: Just ignore my mother. She’s really drunk and thinks I need a date.
Mom: I’m just trying. Do you think I don’t care about you?

Louisville, Kentucky

Posted on October 8, 2015
Kentucky, Moms, Sexuality

And That Had Velcro Closures

Mom: Did you see how that girl was pulling that young man across the street? Maybe he was blind.
Daughter: I saw how she was dressed — he wasn’t blind. If he was blind she wouldn’t be dressing so slutty. If I dated a blind guy I would wear clothes that were soft.

Louisville, Kentucky

Posted on September 5, 2015
Chicks, Clothing, Kentucky

And the Liquid Soap Was to Die for

Redneck man with mullet coming out of bathroom: Well, son, that was some mighty fine hand dryer, wudn't it?
Son,excitedly: Yeah, pops, sure was!

Shepherdsville, Kentucky

Overheard by: Chelsea

Posted on July 26, 2015
Cleanliness, Dads, Family, Kentucky, Parenting, Rednecks, Restroom

So They're Swimming Right Up the Ladder of Success

Guy on cell: I know of at least two plant and four fish species that could do my job just as well… Now, the fish just came in with touchscreen technology.

Covington, Kentucky

Overheard by: Jesus Freak

Posted on July 26, 2015
Animals, Default, Guys, Kentucky, On the phone, Technology

So Anyway, Welcome to Cougar Lit 101

Female English professor on the first day of class: So tell me as much about me as you can by my appearance. What kind of person do you think I am?
Student: I think you were probably a wild teenager. You've got a tattoo and a tongue piercing.
Female English professor (chuckling): I've got more tattoos and piercings than you care to know about.

Community College
Elizabethtown, Kentucky

Overheard by: Chelsea

Posted on July 9, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Kentucky, Offers and requests, Questions, Students, Stupidity, Tattoos, Teachers

Plus We’d Have to Be Open and Honest About Our Feelings

White mother to teen daughters after black family walks by: I’m so glad you two aren’t black! Then I’d have to put all those little beads in your hair and–well I’m just really glad.

Versailles, Kentucky