I Thought You Were Going to Say “Public Healthcare”

Seven-year-old girl: Daddy, do you know what stinks ?
Dad: No, what?
Seven-year-old girl: Dog farts.
Dad: Let's not talk about that here.

TJ Maxx
Ann Arbor, Michigan

Overheard by: A.Taylor

Posted on February 21, 2009
Animals, Dads, Default, Family ties, Girls, Guys, Kids, Michigan, Questions, Stores

It's Like They Were Trying to Get Us to Learn

Little boy leaving Epcot: Well, that was unpleasant.

Disney World
Orlando, Florida

Posted on February 17, 2009
Default, Feelings, Florida, Kids, Tourist attractions, Words

She Has an Enemies List in the Back Of the Room

Mom, leaving dressing room with 7-year-old daughter: So you can see the teacher's boobies through her shirt? Hmm, I wonder how she'd react if she knew!
Daughter: Mommy, don't tell her I said that!

Target
Woodinville, Washington

Overheard by: Glad I wore a bra

Posted on February 16, 2009
Body parts, Clothes, Default, Family ties, Girls, Kids, Moms, Stores, Washington

Daytime TV Sucks, Man

Thug #1: So then we went down to that school, and Steve threw some rocks at the retarded kids.
Thug #2: Wait, didn't you do that last week?
Thug #1: Yeah, that's Steve's new thing.

Summer Street
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: JChill

Posted on February 7, 2009
Default, Kids, Massachusetts, Questions, Stupidity, Thugs

Unless “Dinner”'s the Name Of That Call Girl

Young boy: Where's daddy?
Mother: He's at home. Hypothetically he's starting dinner right now.
Slightly older boy: That's unlikely.

Bus
Bozeman, Montana

Posted on February 3, 2009
Bus, Default, Family ties, Food, Guys, Kids, Moms, Montana, Questions, Women

So This Is All Magic

Hausfrau dragging small son into hall of prehistory: Now remember, we don't believe in evolution!

Smithsonian Museum of Natural History

Overheard by: In the right museum

Posted on February 1, 2009
Default, Education, Kids, Moms, Religion, Science, Tourist attractions, Washington, DC

Nature's Pretty Gay When You Come Right Down to It

Disappointed man to child on shoulders: Cranes aren't that great.

Woodland Park Zoo
Seattle, Washington

Posted on January 30, 2009
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Guys, Kids, Tourist attractions, Washington

…No, Seriously, Check Out This Rash.

Four-year-old boy holding 20-something girl's hand: I've got jungle fever! I've got jungle fever!

Jungle Cruise Line
Walt Disney World, Florida

Posted on January 30, 2009
Default, Florida, Girls, Guys, Kids, Race, Relationships

The Perils of Kiddie Prozac

Dad to little girl: I'm going to feed you to a puppy.
Little girl: Dad! I don't want to eat a puppy.
Dad: I'm not going to feed you a puppy, I'm going to feed you to a puppy.
Little girl: Oh, that's okay, I like puppies.

Brunswick
Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on January 25, 2009
Animals, Australia, Dads, Default, Food, Girls, Kids, Language barrier

And Be Sure to Return Your Babies to the Full Upright Position Before Landing

Airplane pilot: And just for sanitary reasons, please change your babies diapers in the bathroom, not on the pullout table in front of you, because people might stare.

Airport
Tampa, Florida

Overheard by: nicole

Posted on January 22, 2009
Advice, Airports & flights, Default, Florida, Health & Hygiene, Kids, Pilots, Public transportation

Kids