Economics professor, suddenly, in a creepy voice: Noooo you may not! Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills! [Continuing in normal voice.] No? Anybody? No? Shame on you all! Just wait a few more years and you’ll get what I’m talking about and you will be so pleased.
Tufts University
Massachusetts
Overheard by: Adrian
Young child in line for ferris wheel: Mom, what does ‘Four RPM’ mean?
Mom: Four miles per hour.
Six Flags Amusement Park
Western Massachusetts
Man to friend: I think the worst part about this whole cancer thing is that his smell has changed.
Boston, Massachusetts
Loud woman to friend: So, I’m seeing all these people with waistband numbers in the triple digits, and I wonder how they stay in such a shape, y’know?
Norwood, Massachusetts
Little kid #1, looking at mummies: Dad, are there dead people in there?
Dad: No, I don’t think so.
Little kid #2: Yeah, there are. That’s why it smells so bad.
Museum of Fine Arts
Boston, Massachusetts
Woman on cell, in deadpan voice: Now's not a good time to talk to him about it. (pause) He's got a chainsaw. I really wouldn't talk to him about it right now.
Bus
Amherst, Massachusetts
Stoner #1: Yo, what time is it?
Stoner #2: Oh! I know, right?
Roslindale, Massachusetts
Older man walking: I know we live in a mountainous region, but if we lived in a really mountainous region I’d wear pants.
University of Massachusetts
Amherst, Massachusetts
Overheard by: I’d wear pants too…
Bus driver: Push back, push back! Don't be afraid! Hold somebody's hand, tell 'em you love 'em!
57 Bus
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Smallison
Girl #1: What would you do if you were a lesbian?
Girl #2: [Thoughtful pause] Eat a lot of pussy.
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: I was there
