A Passion for Wind Instruments Is Rare in One So Young

Small child: Mmm! Oooh! Mmm! Mommy, that feels good when it comes out!
Mother, whispering: Shut up.

Restroom, Tanglewood
Lenox, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Stephanie

Posted on January 27, 2016
Happiness, Kids, Massachusetts, Moms

Jacoby & Meyers?

Tween: I mean, who just calls to say, how are you, I hear you got punched in the face?
Mom: Totally…

San Diego, California

Overheard by: SaraSmile

Posted on January 22, 2016
California, Default, Etiquette, Moms, Tweens, Violence

Giving New Meaning to “Here Comes the Bride”

(girl is trying on a wedding gown with a huge train. Grandmother and mom are fanning the train out around her)
Grandma: Okay, we're going to be the fluffers.
Mom: Yes we are.

Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on January 15, 2016
Default, Family, Moms, Porn, Tennessee, Words

Yes, but Not with Gentiles

Mom: No, I liked– Is that bacon?!
Daughter: What?
Mom: There is a piece of bacon on the elevator floor.
Daughter: You did go to college, right?

Dorm elevator
North Carolina

Posted on January 14, 2016
Food, Moms, North Carolina

I Said You're Fine!

Woman to boy: Put a sweater on!
Boy's mother: No, he's fine.
Boy: I know I'm fat but I still get cold.

Sarajevo
Bosnia

Posted on January 4, 2016
Clothing, Diet & weight, Europe, Fat people, Kids, Moms, Weather, Women

…For Not Driving a Hybrid.

Four-year-old girl being dragged away by mother: I'll kill you! I'll kill you!

West Hollywood, California

Overheard by: Juanito

Posted on December 16, 2015
California, Kids, Moms, Murder, Parenting, Should have used a condom, Threats

Americans Are So Cute

Whiny five-year-old: Mama! I'm soooo hungry!
Frustrated mom: Well, I don't care! And do you know why? Nobody ever died from hunger!

Tuscaloosa, Alabama

Posted on December 6, 2015
Alabama, Death & dying, Default, Food, Gripes, Kids, Moms, Questions, Sensory experiences, Stupidity, Weirdness

…Just on That Lady's Shoes.

Overexcited boy in cafe: Mum, mum, mum! Can I play with my new toy? Can I? Can I? Can I?
Disinterested mum: Sure.
Overexcited boy, holding toy: Look! I'm holding my winkle. And I'm peeing. I'm peeing all over the drinks. There's wee everywhere!
Disinterested mum: No, there isn't.

Kingston-Upon-Thames
England

Overheard by: Ben