Dakota Fanning, Parker Posey and Carlos Mencia Failed to Light Up the Small Screen

Young daughter to white mother: You fell in love with a Mexican?
White mom: Yes, I did.
Mexican dad: Unfortunately.

El Fenix
Texas

Posted on March 19, 2009
Compare and contrast, Dads, Default, Feelings, Girls, Kids, Mexicans, Moms, Questions, Restaurants, Texas

“Nice Pin” Is Totally Code for That

Wrestler's mom: You need to stop flirting with all of those girls.
Wrestler: But mom, she came up to me, and was hitting on me, and said she wanted to have sex with me.

Varsity Wrestling Meet
Buchanan, Michigan

Overheard by: Katie

Posted on March 10, 2009
Advice, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Michigan, Moms, Offers and requests, Sex, Women

Repent and Be Born Again Of Pepsi and the Spirit

Mom to cashier: And we'll have a water.
Little girl: But I want Pepsi!
Mom: We're getting water Pepsi!
Little girl: Yaaaaay!
Mom, winking at amused cashier: When you have kids of your own, water Pepsi is the greatest invention ever.

Medford, Oregon

Posted on March 1, 2009
Advice, Default, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Kids, Moms, Names, Oregon, Women

Meet New Hampshire's Ski Mom Of the Year

Mother to crying toddler: Shut your mouth and go ski somewhere!

Bear Peak, New Hampshire

Overheard by: Leigh

Posted on February 26, 2009
Default, Kids, Moms, Mouth, New Hampshire, Weirdness, Women

Baby: Have You Seen the Crap They Call “Baby Books?”

One-year-old: Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah! (starts whimpering)
Mom: Yeah, it's hard being a baby, isn't it?

Coles Bookstore
Abbotsford, British Columbia
Canadia

Overheard by: girl in line

Posted on February 20, 2009
Age and ageing, Canadia, Default, Family ties, Moms, Questions, Stores, Women

She Has an Enemies List in the Back Of the Room

Mom, leaving dressing room with 7-year-old daughter: So you can see the teacher's boobies through her shirt? Hmm, I wonder how she'd react if she knew!
Daughter: Mommy, don't tell her I said that!

Target
Woodinville, Washington

Overheard by: Glad I wore a bra

Posted on February 16, 2009
Body parts, Clothes, Default, Family ties, Girls, Kids, Moms, Stores, Washington

Unless “Dinner”'s the Name Of That Call Girl

Young boy: Where's daddy?
Mother: He's at home. Hypothetically he's starting dinner right now.
Slightly older boy: That's unlikely.

Bus
Bozeman, Montana

Posted on February 3, 2009
Bus, Default, Family ties, Food, Guys, Kids, Moms, Montana, Questions, Women

So This Is All Magic

Hausfrau dragging small son into hall of prehistory: Now remember, we don't believe in evolution!

Smithsonian Museum of Natural History

Overheard by: In the right museum

Posted on February 1, 2009
Default, Education, Kids, Moms, Religion, Science, Tourist attractions, Washington, DC

Then I'm Getting a Bathing Suit With a Skirt

Five-year-old boy sitting in a shopping cart: Gi-ant vul-va! Gi-ant vul-va!
Mommy: Here's a chocolate truffle.

Whole Foods
Santa Monica, California

Posted on January 6, 2009
Body parts, California, Candy, Default, Guys, Kids, Moms

But Hopefully I'd Remain This Saucy

Kid to mom: Mom, if you were Indian, I mean if we were from India and you were Indian, I bet you could teach me to cook some really yummy food.
Mom: Even if I were Indian, I would have to be someone completely different in order to be a good cook.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/435275613/i-think-that-was-his-point.html

Overheard by: jr.

Posted on December 24, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Geography, Kids, Moms, Overheard in Minneapolis

Moms