I'm Beginning to Suspect They're Not Twist-Off

Girl #1: Yeah, bananas cost less than apples.
Girl #2: No way, I'd totally choose apples over bananas.
Girl #1: Really? I'd choose bananas, they fill me up more.
Girl #2, thoughtfully: I can't open bananas.

Canadia

Posted on July 11, 2009
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Fruit, Girls, Money, Stupidity

There's One in Every Family

Little boy: Mommmmmm, I want a pet mouse.
Mother: No.
Little boy: Please? It can live in my room!
Mother: No! You know what will happen. I'll spend a hundred dollars on cages and food and toys, and Terry will just eat the bloody thing.
Pet shop worker to little boy: Is Terry your cat?
Little boy: No, my brother.

Pet Shop
Greensborough
Australia

Overheard by: Suitably Impressed

Posted on July 6, 2009
Animals, Australia, Employees, Family ties, Kids, Moms, Money, Offers and requests, Questions, Weirdness, Wishes

She's Also a Terrific Driver.

Asian girl #1, looking at yogurt display: Ten for seven dollars, what is that?
Asian girl #2: I don't know, I don't want to do the math.

Los Angeles, California

Posted on June 30, 2009
Asians, California, Food, Girls, Money, Science, Stupidity, Wishes

Probably Not Abortion Doctors.

Student on phone: Did you know doctors get fifty percent off of Domino's pizzas?

University of Sussex Campus
England

Overheard by: Zaney

Posted on June 30, 2009
Colleges & Universities, England, Food, Jobs & Careers, Money, On the phone, Questions, Students

Show a Man a Waxed Pussy and You Could Have Brillo on Your Legs

Bikini gal to friend: Wow! Do you ever shave? Your leg stubble just about took my eye out!
Friend: Please, I just spent $85 dollars on a Brazilian wax…look!
Bikini gal: Okay, Brittany, pull your fucking suit up! I'm just talking about your legs!

Salt Lake City, Utah

Overheard by: zelph

Posted on June 21, 2009
Body parts, Comebacks, Friends, Girls, Money, Shaving, Utah

She Won't Even Buy “Fancy” Ketchup

Girl, looking at a bag of chips: How about these?
Friend checking for price: They're three dollars.
Girl, putting back the bag of chips: Dayuuummm! We don't need anything that fancy!

Grocery Store
Michigan

Overheard by: just buying some salsa.

Posted on June 9, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Friends, Girls, Michigan, Money, Questions, Stores

Are You Allowed to Give Me That Advice?

Student, yelling at no one in particular: I can't believe this stupid book is $52! It's a fuckin' softcover 40-page book!
Bookstore employee: Dude, just photocopy it and return it.
Student: Ohhh! Good idea! Thanks!

Bookstore
Los Angeles, California