At the Sexual Deviants’ Auction

Ballet girl: Do you know how much our feet are worth?!

West Leederville Train Station
Perth
Western Australia

Overheard by: Rose

Posted on September 26, 2021
Australia, Body parts, Default, Girls, Money, Questions, Train

Professional Jello Wrestling Has Its Pratfalls, Sweetie

Girl: But I showered for you this morning!
Boyfriend: So you don't want to go?
Girl: I didn't say that, but you made me get cleaned up this morning, and now I'm just going to get dirty. You better pay my water bill, for all these showers you make me take.

Quiznos
Miami, Florida

Overheard by: Believes in no-strings-attached hygene

Posted on September 17, 2021
Bathing, Couples, Florida, Girls, Gripes, Guys, Money, Relationships

Who We Are As Kids Is Who We Are in Life

Friend #1: Do you remember when we were little and I used to show the neighbor's boys my boobs so they'd give me candy? Bet you're glad I stopped doing that!
Friend #2: What are you talking about? The only thing that's changed is your form of payment! You just finished telling everyone not two minutes ago how last week you won $200 on amateur's night when you went to the strip club with the guys!

Eau Claire, Wisconsin

Posted on August 30, 2021
Candy, Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Memory lane, Money, Nipples, Offers and requests, Sexuality, Wisconsin

It May Be the First Test I Pass This Semester!

Girl: Where you going?
Guy: I am gonna go get tested for AIDS!
Girl: What?
Guy: You know, HIV! It's free!

Auburn University
Auburn, Alabama

Posted on August 25, 2021
Alabama, Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Guys, Money, Questions, STDs

The Prelude to This Season's Greatest Love Story

Hobo sitting on sidewalk: Hey, can you spare some change?
Student: Sorry, man. I'm as broke as you right now.
Hobo: Grab a seat.

Guelph
Ontario
Canadia

Posted on May 6, 2021
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Hobos, Money, Offers and requests, Panhandling, Students

One Of These Days, We Should Get a Dog.

Woman on cell: No no no…I haven't been doing much shopping at all. The only thing I've bought is a fur dog collar. It was only $300!

Park City, Utah

Posted on March 17, 2021
Animals, Default, Money, Shopping, Utah, Women

…As My Grandma Always Said to Me.

Calculus lecturer: If I had 20 million dollars to give you as a gift…I would, just to see you fuck up.

Perth
Western Australia
Australia

Posted on February 24, 2021
Australia, Compare and contrast, Default, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Gifts, Money, Words

More of A Guideline, Really

Guy: She’s Irish, so I really hope at some point she says: “Shut yer piehole!”
Girl: I could pay her ten bucks to say it, unless that violated the pie hole code.
Guy: First rule of pie hole: There is no pie hole code.

http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2008/06/american-guy-apparently-on-his-way-to.html

Overheard by: tim

Posted on January 20, 2021
Default, Friends, Money, Overheard Lines, Wishes, Words

But, Like Gas, Less Expensive If You Pump It Yourself

Girl #1: I can just ask Jay if I can borrow his truck.
Girl #2: Do you ever give him gas money?
Girl #1: No, I give him sex.
Girl #2: But gas is expensive…
Girl #1: And sex is expensive if you have to pay for it.

North Bay
Ontario
Canadia

Posted on January 18, 2021
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Money, Offers and requests, Sex

So I Just Raised One Eybrow and Smiled at Her

Guy on cell: And I wanted to say, essentially, “Bitch, my office manages eight billion a year, so shut the fuck up”–but in the refined and enlightened way one would say such a thing in the country club dining room.

Santa Rosa, California

Overheard by: Rose Fox

Posted on December 7, 2020
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Etiquette, Guys, Insults, Money, On the phone

Money