Music

20-something fashionista: Oh, the Spice Girls like totally changed my life!

Beverly Center
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: Shabunapoodle

Preteen in line at Spice Girls concert: I don't want them to leave the stage! At the end, let's keep screaming “Concord!”

Toronto
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Spiced girl

English professor, going over punctuation: We can fix this sentence by putting a comma here… and here… and here. See? Comma, comma, comma. [Breaks into song.] Comma-comma-comma-comma-comma chameleeeooon!

Community College
Palm Bay, Florida

Little boy, singing: Should I stay or should I go now? If I stay I’ll eat your armpits!

Newton, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Amy

(odd club music plays in the background)
Student #1: Chef, what are we listening to?
Chef instructor: Just some flippy-trippy sausage making music! It's acid jazz.
Student #2, grinding variety meats: I'm so not on the right drugs for this.

Culinary School
Austin, Texas

Seven-year-old boy: Jonas Brothers! The Jonas Brothers can suck my ass!

Borders
Austin, Texas

Overheard by: Amy D

Little girl singing in the aisle: Hide the wiener, hide the wiener!

Target
Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: Stephanie

Girl in sleeping bag outside music club to stranger walking by: Yeah, okay, we’re waiting for a Hanson concert. Wanna make fun of us now?

http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/03/answer-is-yes.html

Overheard by: isaac

Crazy lady with fanny pack, after hearing “Emotion” by the Bee Gees on loudspeaker: Love is not an emotion!

Wal-Mart
Oakdale, Louisiana

Overheard by: Vicky

Chick: So, what are your irrational fears?
Dude: Well, I’m afraid of that song. You know, the John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt one. I mean, ‘that’s my name, too’? What does that mean?! I mean, think about it’s larger sociological implications. That just freaks me out.

http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/03/i-mean-people-always-shout.html