Music

Strong Enough for a Man; Yummy Enough for Little Bobby

Little boy, singing: Should I stay or should I go now? If I stay I’ll eat your armpits!

Newton, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Amy

But It's Music Made by Weenies for Weenies Who Make Weenies!

(odd club music plays in the background)
Student #1: Chef, what are we listening to?
Chef instructor: Just some flippy-trippy sausage making music! It's acid jazz.
Student #2, grinding variety meats: I'm so not on the right drugs for this.

Culinary School
Austin, Texas

And Will, Too, At The Drop Of a Hat

Seven-year-old boy: Jonas Brothers! The Jonas Brothers can suck my ass!

Borders
Austin, Texas

Overheard by: Amy D

Dakota Works for Chris Hansen

Little girl singing in the aisle: Hide the wiener, hide the wiener!

Target
Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: Stephanie

Buddy, We’ve Got It Taken Care Of

Girl in sleeping bag outside music club to stranger walking by: Yeah, okay, we’re waiting for a Hanson concert. Wanna make fun of us now?

http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/03/answer-is-yes.html

Overheard by: isaac

You Mean I Got These Knuckle Tattoos for Nothing?

Crazy lady with fanny pack, after hearing “Emotion” by the Bee Gees on loudspeaker: Love is not an emotion!

Wal-Mart
Oakdale, Louisiana

Overheard by: Vicky

And You Just Know That’s His Porn Name

Chick: So, what are your irrational fears?
Dude: Well, I’m afraid of that song. You know, the John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt one. I mean, ‘that’s my name, too’? What does that mean?! I mean, think about it’s larger sociological implications. That just freaks me out.

http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/03/i-mean-people-always-shout.html

In My Father’s Store, There Are Many Departments

Guy #1: Who’s Ian Gillan?
Guy #2: You know, the guy in Deep Purple? He was also in Jesus Christ Superstore.

Long Beach

There Were Also Squirt Guns!

Girl to another: It was a gay bicycle riders' party, complete with gayish celebration music and lots of champagne corks popping. And by the looks of the constant make-out and groping sessions, I'm pretty sure those bottles weren't the only cylindrical things spewing liquids last night.

Atlanta, Georgia

Although If Girls Had Dicks, I'd Be All Over 'em

Guy #1: Do you like Guns 'n' Roses?
Guy #2: Yeah.
Guy #1: In a strange sort of way, I know Slash. Well… Slash's mom used to be my TA, you know, my teacher's assistant, when I was a kid.
Guy #2: You gotta get me his autograph. I'll suck your dick if you get me his autograph.
Guy #1: Do you prefer guys?
Guy #2: Yeah.

Spokane, Washington

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