Not Even in Back Bay?

Guy: Yeah, it’s like that one time we ended up at the homosexual movie theater.
Girl: They have gay movie theaters?
Guy: Yeah, it’s called, like… Homoplex or something.
Girl: We don’t even have those in Boston.

Diner
St. Louis, Missouri

Posted on July 7, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Missouri, Movies, Names, Questions, Restaurants, Sexuality, US Geography

And He Prefers to Make Love, Not War.

Dude to chick: William Howard Taft. That's what I call my penis. Because he is large and in charge. And he got stuck in a bathtub.

High School Law Class
New York

Overheard by: Adrienne

Posted on July 4, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Names, New York, Penis, School [Elem., Middle, & High]

It's Time to Play How Long 'Til His Head Explodes!

French metrosexual, holding up iPhone: It's from Madame Butterfly. You know it?
French bike cop: Yeah, I saw the American movie of it. With that one homosexual actor. Robbie… Robin…
British dinner guest: Robbie Williams?
American dinner guest: Robin Williams? Wait, he's not gay…
French bike cop: Yes. Him.
British dinner guest: That was Mrs Doubtfire.
American dinner guest: It's called Papillon in the US.
French metrosexual: What?

France

Posted on June 30, 2015
About celebrities, Cell phones, Cops, Foreigners, France, Movies, Names, Sexuality

Unless You’re Willing to Back It Up with a Spanking

Professor on first day of class: Hi, my name is Jerry Anderson*. You can call me Jerry, you can call me Anderson… You might want to call me Bastard Ass-fucker, but I’d prefer if you kept that to yourself.

University of Alabama
Tuscaloosa, Alabama

Posted on June 29, 2015
Alabama, Names, Teachers

When Halloween Safety Goes Too Far

Bored school nurse: Valerie, do you remember the name of the little girl who ate the glowstick last week?

Elementary School
Utah

Posted on June 25, 2015
Default, Food, Girls, Kids, Names, Nurses, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Utah

Am I the Only Goat Nanny in New Orleans?

Elderly woman on cell: Hello? What? How many goats? Give it to Nancy*. Just leave it on her porch. It's just one and I don't want it. (long pause) Put it there and ring the doorbell. I don't care how you do it, I'm on vacation, don't bother me. (hangs up phone)

Louis Armstrong International Airport
New Orleans, Louisiana

Overheard by: T Perk

Posted on June 24, 2015
Airports & flights, Animals, Default, Gripes, Louisiana, Names, Questions, Weirdness, Women

And I'm a Republican!

Professor: Well, I'm not supposed to state my own political views. (pause) Ah, to hell with it, I'm just going to say it: Sarah Palin is a complete fucking disaster!

University of Maryland
College Park, Maryland

Overheard by: Brittany