Not Even by New Jersey Standards?

Guy, tenderly hugging girlfriend: You're right, you're not worthy.

Red Bank, New Jersey

Posted on April 27, 2019
Compare and contrast, Couples, New Jersey, Relationships, Weirdness

Dude, You’re Preaching to the Choir

Student: She thinks she’s so good. She was probably the only soprano in her high school, so she was automatically the best. Or maybe she went to a school for like, people with severe burns. She was the best in the burn victim ward.

Westminster Choir College
Princeton, New Jersey

Overheard by: Gaby Young

Posted on April 21, 2019
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Education, Etiquette, Health & Hygiene, Music, New Jersey, Students, Weirdness

Let Him Wonderbra for a While

Teenage girl to friend: Ugh! Eric gets mad at me when I tell people things, you get mad when I don't tell you things…just tell him to fuck off and leave my boobs out of it!

Rumson, New Jersey

Posted on April 11, 2019
Friends, Insults, New Jersey, Rack, Teens

… Was What We Called His Penis

Hot girl #1: That’s so sad.
Hot girl #2: Yeah, that’s so sad.
Hot girl #1: I used to date him.
Hot girl #2: Me, too.
Hot girl #1, fondly: Ruben, the one-eyed gimp.

Princeton, New Jersey

Posted on April 7, 2019
Chicks, Names, New Jersey

Just Remember, “A Friend in Bed Is a Friend in Head”

Guy on cell: So, when are you coming back? You know, anytime you wanna come up here, you got a cock waiting for you.

Hoboken, New Jersey

Overheard by: Cris

Posted on March 20, 2019
Default, Guys, New Jersey, Offers and requests, On the phone, Penis, Questions, Sexuality

In the Same Sense That Root Beer Is Beer

Suit: Hey, Rich, will you eat a cheese steak? It’s like a salad, except it’s a cheese steak.

25 Hudson Street
Jersey City, New Jersey

Posted on February 20, 2019
Food, New Jersey, Suits

Too Late!

Girl, trying to measure three different spring pans: How are you going to measure that?
Guy: To be honest, I'm thinking about the size of my penis.
Girl: Um…
Guy: I think this one is the one that's seven inches.
Girl: Uh…
Guy: If anyone asks, I never did this.

Jersey City, New Jersey