Let Him Wonderbra for a While

Teenage girl to friend: Ugh! Eric gets mad at me when I tell people things, you get mad when I don't tell you things…just tell him to fuck off and leave my boobs out of it!

Rumson, New Jersey

Posted on April 11, 2019
Friends, Insults, New Jersey, Rack, Teens

… Was What We Called His Penis

Hot girl #1: That’s so sad.
Hot girl #2: Yeah, that’s so sad.
Hot girl #1: I used to date him.
Hot girl #2: Me, too.
Hot girl #1, fondly: Ruben, the one-eyed gimp.

Princeton, New Jersey

Posted on April 7, 2019
Chicks, Names, New Jersey

Just Remember, “A Friend in Bed Is a Friend in Head”

Guy on cell: So, when are you coming back? You know, anytime you wanna come up here, you got a cock waiting for you.

Hoboken, New Jersey

Overheard by: Cris

Posted on March 20, 2019
Default, Guys, New Jersey, Offers and requests, On the phone, Penis, Questions, Sexuality

In the Same Sense That Root Beer Is Beer

Suit: Hey, Rich, will you eat a cheese steak? It’s like a salad, except it’s a cheese steak.

25 Hudson Street
Jersey City, New Jersey

Posted on February 20, 2019
Food, New Jersey, Suits

Too Late!

Girl, trying to measure three different spring pans: How are you going to measure that?
Guy: To be honest, I'm thinking about the size of my penis.
Girl: Um…
Guy: I think this one is the one that's seven inches.
Girl: Uh…
Guy: If anyone asks, I never did this.

Jersey City, New Jersey