When Good Conversations Go Bad

Academic-type Oxford guy: You have such silky hair.
American girl: Thanks…
Academic-type Oxford guy: You could weave a garment out of it!

Oxford
England

Overheard by: Catherine

Posted on September 30, 2020
Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Default, England, Girls, Guys, Hair, Offers and requests

Michigan Girls Make a Bid for the Title

Girl #1 in bathroom stall: My poop looks awesome! It has things in it! Come, look!
Girl #2 (waiting outside stall): No.
Girl #1: Come on!
Girl #2: No.
Girl #1: Please?
Girl #2: No! I never will.
Girl #1: I just won't flush it and then you'll have to look.
Girl #2: You better flush that shit!

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Posted on September 16, 2020
Default, Girls, Michigan, Offers and requests, Poop, Restroom, Weirdness

Guess Somebody Wants to Go to College

Teacher to chatty class: Everyone, quiet, we have to go over this!
(class continues chatting)
Guy in the back: I will kill you all.
(class falls silent)

High School
Chesapeake, Virginia

Posted on September 7, 2020
Education, Offers and requests, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teachers, Threats, Thugs, Virginia

Or Anthrax

Mom: No! Don't walk on that! (kid continues to walk on grass) I hope you step in dog shit.

Capitol Hill
Washington, DC

Overheard by: christa

Posted on August 28, 2020
Animals, Default, Moms, Offers and requests, Poop, Washington, DC, Wishes

At Least Let Me Tie You to the Roof-Rack

Girl stopped at a gas station refueling: Get out of my trunk now! People are going to think that I kidnapped you!

Charlottesville, Virginia

Overheard by: A Concerned Friend

Posted on August 17, 2020
Conductors, Crimes, Default, Fears, Girls, Offers and requests, Virginia

How Can You Be Anal Enough to Label Your Speedos but Still Lose Them?

Voice over loudspeaker: Attention members. Will Arthur Sarksian come to the front desk? We found your Speedos.

24 Hour Fitness
Glendale, California

Overheard by: James Jameson

Posted on August 13, 2020
California, Clothes, Default, Employees, Names, Offers and requests, Weirdness

Isn't Saying “We're Texas Lutherans” Sufficient?

Professor: Everyone who thinks it's this answer jump up and say, “I'm brilliant!”
(nobody moves)
Professor: Everyone who thinks it's this answer jump up and say, “I'm not so brilliant, yet.”
(nobody moves)
Professor: Everyone else jump up and say, “I'm inhibited!”

Organic Chemistry Class
Texas Lutheran University

Overheard by: Kimberly

Posted on August 10, 2020
Class, Offers and requests, Teachers, Texas, Weirdness

You Probably Should Just Finish Up the Bottle

Husband: Can I have one of my pills?
Wife: Didn’t you just take two a little bit ago?
Husband: Just the two you told me I took.

Frankenmuth, Michigan

Posted on July 26, 2020
Comebacks, Couples, Default, Health & Hygiene, Michigan, Offers and requests

Is That by Herbal Essences?

Bottle blonde: Oh my god, you have to tell me where you got your color done!
Natural blonde gentleman: Bitch, this comes from Adonis genes gifted from on high.

Tampa, Florida

Overheard by: Dr. Iniego Strangelove

Posted on July 16, 2020
Compare and contrast, Default, Euphemisms, Florida, Girls, Guys, Insults, Offers and requests, Science

Why Won't You Live Down to My Expectations of You?

Cabbie: Hey, ever get the urge to just whip out your puppies for the driver?
Girl: Um, no. (several minutes later, while getting out) Cabbie whores!

Las Vegas, Nevada

Posted on July 11, 2020
Conductors, Default, Girls, Guys, Insults, Nevada, Offers and requests

Offers and requests