Gotta Love Good Old-Fashioned Southern Courtship

Man in truck to woman in car: Hey there–you want a steak?
Woman: What? No.
Man: Even if it was in a box?
Woman: No, thanks, I'm cool.

Stoplight
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on November 24, 2009
Food, Georgia, Guys, Offers and requests, Penis, Strangers, Vagina, Weirdness, Wishes, Women

You're Gonna Love Detroit, Sir

Social worker talking to hobo: What can I get for you, sir?
Hobo: How about a 9 mm semi-automatic gun?
Social worker: Well, I can't do that, but do you need bus tickets? Where are you going?
Hobo: Hell.
Social worker: Okay, I'll get those bus tickets then.
Hobo: Your hair's much nicer than mine.

Hospital
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: yooo

Posted on November 18, 2009
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Employees, Evil, Hair, Hobos, Offers and requests, Public transportation, Violence, Weirdness

Check Your Calendar and Get Back to Me

Woman to husband: Can you run me over on Saturday?

Train
Sydney
Australia

Posted on November 15, 2009
Australia, Couples, Offers and requests, Train, Violence, Weirdness

Everyone Deserves at Least One Brush with Greatness

Woman, searching through bargain bin: Do you want this? This woman taught at Bennington!
Girl: Dude, that's old! She teaches at my school now. Her son was in my class. His lab puppy shat on dreadlock, girl!

Borders
Mansfield, Massachusetts

Posted on November 15, 2009
Animals, Education, Girls, Massachusetts, Offers and requests, Poop, Stores, Women

How International Incidents Begin

Gate attendant over PA: This is the final boarding call for Singapore Airlines flight 123.
(announcement is repeated several times over there)
Different voice, over pa: Singapore airlines, could you please not make so many announcements?

Airport
San Francisco, California

Posted on November 10, 2009
Airports & flights, Employees, Offers and requests, Public transportation, San Francisco, Weirdness

Um, Those Are Meat Loaf.

Chubby guy, pointing to cookies: Can I have one from this side where they're, like, actually cooked?

Chow Line
USS Nimitz Carrier

Overheard by: LikesThemBurnt

Posted on October 26, 2009
Food, Guys, Military, Offers and requests

It's the Germany Of the United States.

Guy in “I heart NJ” shirt: Could you take our picture?
German tourist: Sure.
Guy in “I heart NJ” shirt: Thanks a lot, man.
German tourist: You luv New Jer-see?
Guy in “I heart NJ” shirt: Hell yeah!
German tourist: You za own-lee vun!

London
England

Overheard by: Joyful One