Man at urinal, peeing, to no one in particular: This toilet smells like my sadness.
Bar
London
England
Overheard by: Dirty PJ
Archive for the ‘Pee’ Category
Which Is What You Get for Forcing a Dog into a Tutu
Teen girl: Yeah… But, I mean, he peed on her! He lifted up his skirt and peed on her!
Hinsdale Central High School
Hinsdale, Illinois
Overheard by: Christina Newkirk
Have You Learned So Little from The Sweetest Thing?
Teen girl in bathroom #1: I’d hate to be a guy and have to use a urinal.
Teen girl in bathroom #2: Oh yeah, that thing looks unsanitary.
Teen girl in bathroom #1: Not even that, but like if you had to go poop then everyone would know it.
Teen girl in bathroom #3: You can’t poop in a urinal?
High School
Coral Springs, Florida
Guess It’s Montessori School for You Then
Dad, changing son’s diaper: Why don’t you want to wear a diaper? You want to run around naked and piss and poop all over the floor?
Son: Yeah!
Dad: What are you, an anarchist?
New Jersey
I Fuck Them, Then Piss in Their Beds
Girl: I hated him so much I pissed in his bed.
Guy: What happens if you really like them?
Lincoln Park, Illinois
Overheard by: olly
And Where Were You at Ten O’Clock Last Night?
Philosophy professor: After all, is it okay to go pee out in the open in a public place like a park?
Girl: Wait, well… Like, when?
Boston College
Massachusetts
I Don’t Want to Know Where the Dumplings Fit In
Chick #1: I’m telling her the dumpling story.
Chick #2: Which story? Oh, the one about how people get off on being peed on?
Chick #1: What?!
Princeton, New Jersey
Overheard by: Ladle
… Or Saw Me?
College girl to her family: … And this is where I peed last night!
Security guard: [Applauds.]College girl: You think he heard me?
French Quarter
New Orleans, Louisiana
Overheard by: Security Guard
And the Lake’s Still Frozen
Chick: The peeing politician doesn’t float my boat.
Michigan
Overheard by: Meister E
So There Goes My Weight-Loss Plan
Girl: I almost failed my drug test because I couldn’t pee in front of the lady. I guess I can never go to prison.
Chico, California
Overheard by: KJ
