Just When You Thought Comic Book Guy Didn't Exist in Real Life…

Bitchy girl #1: Mike's away message is about his lovemaking skills again.
Bitchy girl #2: What does it say? “I'm the best even though I'm fat”?

Saint Joseph's University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on December 17, 2015
Beauty, Character, Girls, Pennsylvania, Questions, Sexuality

And You Wouldn’t Believe Some of the Shit I Saw in the Womb

30-ish black woman, emphatically to self: Damn! Life ain’t nothin’ like I ever seen before.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on December 11, 2015
Black people, Default, Gripes, Pennsylvania, Philosophy, Women

I’ll Not Be Upstaged by a Rabbit

Little girl: The show will now begin. Please sit down and turn off your vibrators!

Barnes and Noble
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Pretty sure she’s been to the theater before

Posted on December 10, 2015
Advice, Glad the condom broke, Pennsylvania, Toys

Who Says Today's Young Men Aren't Philosophers?

Guy #1: Yo, dawg, you got herpes. You got herpes, dawg!
Guy #2: Well, you got HIV!
Guy #1: Herpes is worse, dawg!
Guy #2: No, it ain't!

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on December 9, 2015
Guys, Health & Hygiene, Pennsylvania, Philosophy, STDs

Where’s Dracula?

Teen girl #1: God! Don’t they have pedestrian laws in Pennsylvania?
Teen girl #2: Wait, we’re in Pennsylvania?

Independence Hall
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Allison

Posted on December 7, 2015
Pennsylvania, Questions, Teens

Hamlet Woulda Loved Resident Evil

English teacher, reading Hamlet: “To die, to sleep; To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub; For in that sleep of death what dreams may come…” Alright class, we'll pick it up from there on Monday.
Frat boy #1: What the fuck was that about?
Frat boy #2: I don't know, man. Let's go kill some zombies.

Gettysburg College
Gettysburg, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Alyssa

Posted on November 27, 2015
Books, Colleges & Universities, Death & dying, Education, Frat boy types, Murder, Pennsylvania, Questions, Stupidity, Teachers, Zombies

Kirstie Alley Lights Of Up the Screen in Look Who's Tanning!

Pale girl: Sure, I'll go tanning with you. How much is it?
Dark girl: For the baby bed, only $7.
Pale girl: The baby bed? What's the baby bed?
Dark girl: What you need to do, girl!
Pale girl: Yeah, but do they, like… Put babies in it?

Drexel University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: I wouldn't know either….