The Beginning Of This Season's Greatest Love Story

Bag lady: Any money you can spare for the homeless?
College girl: No, I'm sorry.
Bag lady: Well, fuck you, you sexy bitch!

Washington, DC

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Posted on February 11, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Insults, Offers and requests, Questions, Students, Washington, DC, Women

The Main Problem Is the Language Barrier

Young man: I love living in Honolulu, but everything's so expensive. I can barely afford just to live. It's actually pretty common to buy milk for eight dollars a gallon!
20-something girl: Wow! Really? What's the exchange rate there?
Young man (looking rather baffled): It's about one to one.
20-something girl: Oh, well, that's not too bad.

Denver, Colorado

Overheard by: Brian

Posted on February 7, 2009
Colorado, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Geography, Girls, Gripes, Guys, Language barrier, Money, Questions

Daytime TV Sucks, Man

Thug #1: So then we went down to that school, and Steve threw some rocks at the retarded kids.
Thug #2: Wait, didn't you do that last week?
Thug #1: Yeah, that's Steve's new thing.

Summer Street
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: JChill

Posted on February 7, 2009
Default, Kids, Massachusetts, Questions, Stupidity, Thugs

Some People Get Awfully Attached to Their Trial Judges

Agitated smoker on phone: I'm going to jail tomorrow! I just wanted to spend one night with you! What do you mean you can't be bothered?

Newcastle
Australia

Overheard by: Isabel

Posted on February 7, 2009
Australia, Default, Offers and requests, Questions, Smokers, Wishes

Colonel Sanders Was Mad Pimpin' in His Heyday

Girl #1: So how much older is this guy exactly?
Girl #2: Only like 9 years. He's 37. But I mean, I really like him, and he has chickens.

Auburn, Alabama

Posted on February 7, 2009
Age and ageing, Alabama, Birds, Default, Feelings, Girls, Questions

Have You So Little Faith in My Navigational Ability?

Woman to husband, facing large sign saying “Carolina Mall”: Can we get to the mall from here?

Charlotte, North Carolina

Posted on February 6, 2009
Default, North Carolina, Offers and requests, Questions, Shopping, Women

I Thought It Was on Every Guy's Punch List

Girl #1: So really Edward doesn't like anal?
Girl #2: Yeah, he doesn't even like anal.
Girl #1: Did you just ask him? Or did that just come up?
Girl #2: You know what? I don't even remember…I was drunk. I must've asked.

Petco Park
San Diego, California

Posted on February 5, 2009
Backdoor, California, Default, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Questions

That's What You Said About Hannah Montana!

Man coming out of feminist art retrospective: So, what did you think of the show?
Woman: Not enough menstrual blood.

Vancouver Art Gallery
Vancouver
Canadia

Overheard by: I would have to agree

Posted on February 5, 2009
Canadia, Default, Gender issues, Guys, Questions, Sexuality, Women

Clearly You've Never Been to Wellesley

Boyfriend: What, forty dollars for a bra?!
Girlfriend: That's quite cheap for one.
Boyfriend: I'm glad I'm not a girl.
Girlfriend: Me too.
Boyfriend: Why's that?
Girlfriend: Because you'd be the dirtiest girl I know.

Farmers
Masterton
New Zealand

Posted on February 4, 2009
Clothes, Couples, Default, Girls, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Money, New Zealand, Questions

Let's Hope It's Either Biology Class Or Comparative Media Studies

Professor, noticing student's t-shirt: What is that?
Student: A gorilla and a shark high fiving in front of an explosion.
Professor: I'm going to work that into discussion somehow.

Point Park University
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: ZB

Posted on February 4, 2009
Animals, Class, Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Pennsylvania, Questions, Students, Teachers

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