Every Day's Another Annoying Gift

Bitchy student: So, are you still married?
Innocent victim: Yeah. Yeah I am!
Bitchy student: Uh huh. And just how long do you think that will last??

Kennesaw State University
Georgia

Posted on February 16, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Georgia, Questions, Relationships, Students, Weirdness

You Poor, Deprived Creature

College girl #1: Have you ever smelled sweaty balls?
College girl #2 and #3: Oh my god! Yes, we were just talking about this yesterday.
College girl #4: No.
College girl #1: Really? Oh yeah…you don't like giving head.

University of South Florida

Posted on February 16, 2009
Balls, BJs, Colleges & Universities, Default, Florida, Girls, Questions, Students

Wait 'Til You Hear His Answer to “Are You Ready to Rock?“

Band, coming back onstage: How's everybody feeling?
(crowd whistles and applauds)
Lone male: Awkward!

Rickshaw Stop
San Francisco, California

Posted on February 15, 2009
Default, Feelings, Guys, Questions, San Francisco, Weirdness

Accidental Marriages Happen All the Time in Portland

5th grader boy #1: She's my girlfriend, not my wife.
5th grader boy #2: Are you going to marry her?
5th grader boy #1: No, but I could.
5th grader boy #2: No way!
5th grader boy #1: Yeah, all you have to do is buy a diamond ring. Or really, any kind of ring.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/05/every-kiss-begins-with-k-8.html

Overheard by: amy.

Posted on February 15, 2009
Default, Gifts, Guys, Money, Overheard in PDX, Questions, Relationships, Students

I Told Him, “The Public Won't Understand Our Love.”

Roommate: My dad asked me today if our engagement was Facebook official.

Michigan

Posted on February 15, 2009
Default, Family ties, Internet, Michigan, Questions, Relationships, Students

Never Stopped Tupac from Making Money

Teen girl #1: Are you going to see that movie about Kurt Cobain? The actor that plays him is supposed to be good!
Teen girl #2: Why would they make a movie about him if someone else was playing him? Can't they just wait until he dies and then make one?
Teen girl #1: He is dead.

Los Angeles, California

Posted on February 14, 2009
About celebrities, California, Death & dying, Default, Girls, Movies, Questions, Teens

King Henry V Was Disinclined to Explain

Barber, as 23-year-old boy with bad haircut sits down into his chair: So what's with this bowl cut thing you got going on?

The Barber Shop
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Will

Posted on February 13, 2009
Default, Employees, Fashion, Hair, Pennsylvania, Questions

Thoughtful and Creepy, That's You

Suit: Well, no, I've never had an STD before…why, do you want to give me one?

Aurora, Colorado

Overheard by: wallflower

Posted on February 12, 2009
Colorado, Default, Questions, Sex, STDs, Suits

You Tell a Story Just Like Your Dad

Girl #1 to girl #2: Did you see the way he grabbed me like that? I was like, “you need to not grab me like that”

International Airport
St. Louis, Missouri

Overheard by: glad he didn't grab ME like that

Posted on February 12, 2009
Airports & flights, Default, Girls, Missouri, Questions, Stupidity, Words

Except How the Lohan Family Has Managed to Survive

Woman #1: You know what I learned the other day? Social Darwinism.
(awkward pause)
Woman #2: Really? How's that working for you?
Woman #1: Well, it sure explains a lot.

Library, Arcadia University
Glenside, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Xander

Posted on February 11, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Names, Pennsylvania, Questions, Science, Weirdness, Women

Questions

Wait 'Til You Hear His Answer to “Are You Ready to Rock?“