Meet the Last Old-School Guy in San Francisco

Girl on phone: So she had the baby, and now she's getting married.
Random guy walking by: Strike that, reverse it.

SFSU
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Veruca Salt

Posted on February 25, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Family ties, Girls, Guys, Relationships, San Francisco, Words

…Which Was Letter “C” on the Multiple-Choice Exam

Professor, talking about Shakespeare's Twelfth Night: Well, Sebastian and Antonio have a pretty interesting relationship. It's kind of like, uh, what's the word…a bromance! It's kind of like a bromance.

Michigan State University

Posted on February 24, 2009
Books, Colleges & Universities, Default, Michigan, Names, Relationships, Teachers, Words

Unless You're Dying, You Have a Better Life Than This Guy

Nurse: Is there any chance you're pregnant?
Lady, looking at husband in disgust: No, you have to have sex to get pregnant.
(husband looks at floor and shakes his head)

Hospital
Tennessee

Overheard by: the guy behind you

Posted on February 20, 2009
Default, Nurses, Questions, Relationships, Sex, Tennessee, Women

Every Day's Another Annoying Gift

Bitchy student: So, are you still married?
Innocent victim: Yeah. Yeah I am!
Bitchy student: Uh huh. And just how long do you think that will last??

Kennesaw State University
Georgia

Posted on February 16, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Georgia, Questions, Relationships, Students, Weirdness

Accidental Marriages Happen All the Time in Portland

5th grader boy #1: She's my girlfriend, not my wife.
5th grader boy #2: Are you going to marry her?
5th grader boy #1: No, but I could.
5th grader boy #2: No way!
5th grader boy #1: Yeah, all you have to do is buy a diamond ring. Or really, any kind of ring.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/05/every-kiss-begins-with-k-8.html

Overheard by: amy.

Posted on February 15, 2009
Default, Gifts, Guys, Money, Overheard in PDX, Questions, Relationships, Students

I Told Him, “The Public Won't Understand Our Love.”

Roommate: My dad asked me today if our engagement was Facebook official.

Michigan

Posted on February 15, 2009
Default, Family ties, Internet, Michigan, Questions, Relationships, Students

My Diet Regimen: A Jerk for Breakfast, a Jerk for Lunch, and a Sensible Breakup

Slightly drunk friend: I hate Valentine's Day!
Slightly drunker friend: Me too. Anyway, so here's what I'm going to do: I'm just going to convince myself that I'm in love with him. That way, when he breaks my heart, I'll drop 20 pounds.

Volta Taverna
Oxford, Mississippi

Overheard by: that's the only diet i know…