Your Attitude Is Giving Me Leg Cramps

Girl to guy: I hate my life so much because of you.

Richmond, Virginia

Overheard by: James

Posted on February 4, 2009
Default, Feelings, Girls, Gripes, Relationships, Virginia

…No, Seriously, Check Out This Rash.

Four-year-old boy holding 20-something girl's hand: I've got jungle fever! I've got jungle fever!

Jungle Cruise Line
Walt Disney World, Florida

Posted on January 30, 2009
Default, Florida, Girls, Guys, Kids, Race, Relationships

Probably Underground

Girl #1: No! They separated!
Girl #2: It's okay, they'll end up together eventually.
Girl #1: What? That's like saying “it's okay to be kidnapped, you'll end up with someone eventually!”

Miami, Florida

Posted on January 28, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Florida, Girls, Relationships, Words

Tonight's Lifetime Movie: The Thais That Bi

Asian chick: I'm going to meet my old boss at that Thai restaurant. You know, the one with the woman that feels me up.
Asian dude: Oh, yeah. Aren't all Thai women bisexual?

Jersey City, New Jersey

Overheard by: Shringle

Posted on January 24, 2009
Asians, Default, Geography, Girls, Guys, Jobs & Careers, New Jersey, Questions, Relationships, Sexuality

And Yet, the Unexamined Ring Is Not Worth Wearing

Girl sucking down Smirnoff Ice: The longer I look at my engagement ring, the smaller the diamond gets…

Berklee Performing Arts Center
Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on January 23, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Girls, Massachusetts, Relationships, Sensory experiences

In Your Face!

Girlfriend throwing arms around boyfriend: I hope someone who is really lonely is looking at us right now!

Sydney
Australia

Overheard by: James

Posted on January 7, 2009
Australia, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Relationships, Wishes

Wait, What?

Young dude: Yeah, when I was dating her I found myself doing, like, things I didn't really want to do.
Female friend: Like?
Young dude: Like she had a really high sex drive, which, you know, is such a turn off.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/460141972/mark-this-on-your-calendar.html

Overheard by: yeah, I hate having sex with people I'm dating.

Posted on January 7, 2009
Default, Friends, Girls, Guys, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Relationships, Sex

Some Girls Want Relationships, Others Just Want to Have Relations

Blond girl to friend: I would go out with him but I heard he was going to be deported soon.
Friend: Really? That sounds cool! Is he hot?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/446064748/girls-love-bad-boys.html

Overheard by: I'd go out with him too.

Posted on January 3, 2009
Default, Friends, Girls, Gossip, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Relationships

Read and Heed, Gentlemen

Girl #1: He fucking made my bed this morning! It was cute!
Girl #2: Aawwwww. I love when they do that. If you're gonna mess around in my bed, you gotta make it. It's kinda my rule: if you're gonna cum on me, you better wash it off too.

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Meg

Posted on December 30, 2008
Cleanliness, Cum, Default, Friends, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Relationships, Sexuality, Washington, DC