He Eat Brains! … Oh, Wait

Lady with mic: Nothing is more powerful than Jesus! He die; he get up!

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/04/remax.html

Overheard by: lab

Posted on January 13, 2020
Jesus, Overheard in PDX, Religious fanatics

At Least Take a Bite of This Apple

Boy: I believe in waiting until marriage.
Girl: That’s funny, cause I believe in you fucking my brains out.

Bryn Mawr College
Pennsylvania

Posted on November 8, 2019
Bimbettes, Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Etiquette, Girls, Guys, Pennsylvania, Relationships, Religion, Religious fanatics, Sex, Students, Wishes, Yeahhh, college!

So You're Saying Sex Is a Game?

Old religious woman to large crowd of highly amused students: Having pre-marital sex is like playing Russian roulette with your genitals!

Alumni Hill
University of Arizona

Overheard by: The girl who likes to live on the dangerous side

Posted on August 21, 2019
Arizona, Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Old folks, Relationships, Religious fanatics, Sex, Women

As a Special Treat, Some Of the Altar Boys Will Play With Him

Pastor: Next week we have something very exciting! We have an organist coming into Sunday school! He will be demonstrating to us how he uses his organ, so make sure to come because you won't want to miss it!

Church
Alhambra, California

Posted on April 8, 2019
California, Default, Education, Feelings, Guys, Religious fanatics, Weirdness, Words

You Can't Get Decent Sackcloth Anymore

Crazy-religious-dude, pointing at male student: Are you free from sin?
Male student: Yes I am!
Cray-religious-dude: Sure about that? (looks student over) Then why is your shirt so tight?

Florida International University

Posted on March 30, 2019
Christianity, Clothing, Colleges & Universities, Crazies, Florida, Questions, Religious fanatics

That's Just Our German Chocolate Cake, Ma'am

Little old lady to cashier: Satan puked here.

Rapid City, South Dakota

Posted on January 12, 2019
Customers, Default, Evil, Old folks, Religious fanatics, South Dakota, Weirdness, Women

See the Iron-On Label?

Mormon-looking hick teen: (holds up shirt and looks at his mother)
Hick mom: Gawd, no! That is Satan's shirt!

Wilmington, North Carolina

Overheard by: Amy

Posted on November 30, 2018
Clothes, Evil, Moms, North Carolina, Parenting, Religious fanatics, Teens

Friends First Is the Only Way to Go With the Godhead

Orange-shirted Lutheran youth: I feel something…
Overcompensating Lutheran chaperon: What did you feel? Is it inside? Maybe it's Jesus. (pause) Is Jesus talking to you? What did he say? (waves hands in air) Praise Jesus!
Orange-shirted Lutheran youth: I think he said you should stop telling people he touches them.

New Orleans, Louisiana

Overheard by: Untouched

Posted on December 1, 2017
Jesus, Louisiana, Questions, Religious fanatics

Just the Guy We’ve Been Looking For!

Scientologist: Excuse me, sir. Would you like a free personality test from the Church of Scientology?
Suit: I don’t need one. My wife says I’m an asshole.

Outside Church of Scientology, Yonge Street
Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: lauren mcgoldrick

Posted on February 3, 2016
Canadia, Default, Hubbies, Insults, Offers and requests, Relationships, Religion, Religious fanatics, Suits

Have You Even Read “Romeo and Juliet”, Sir?

Priest: Their first love has brought them so many tears and grief… and black eyes. But they will love again!

Saint Peter's College
New Jersey

Posted on November 24, 2014
Christianity, Feelings, New Jersey, Religious fanatics, Violence

Religious fanatics