TV Has Been Slow to Catch on in Canadia

Older white woman, excitedly: And he just bought the electronic device that's going to save their marriage!

Restaurant
Edmonton, Alberta
Canadia

Overheard by: Both disgusted and yet intrigued

Posted on February 2, 2018
Canadia, Default, Old folks, Relationships, Restaurants, Shopping, Technology, Weirdness, Women

They Should Be in a Nursing Home, Singing “Stay True to Your Stool”

Dude #1: I heard they were trying to get The Beach Boys for that motorcycle rally.
Dude #2: Man, that really says a lot about who is riding motorcycles these days. And it’s not good.

Lone Star Floathouse & Grill
New Braunfels, Texas

Overheard by: D2

Posted on February 2, 2018
Default, Friends, Guys, Music, Restaurants, Texas

How to Gain Great Face in a Sushi Restaurant

Waiter: Does anyone have a green Firebird?
20-something lesbian: I do, why?
Waiter: It's on fire in the parking lot!
(20-something lesbian and girlfriend go outside and return ten minutes later)
Waitress: Is everything okay?
20-something lesbian, matter of factly: Yeah, my car just caught fire. Can we have another plate?
Girlfriend, unaffected: Also, she ordered tempura.

Sushi Garden
Tucson, Arizona

Posted on December 10, 2017
Arizona, Default, Employees, Food, Girls, Lesbos, Questions, Restaurants, Weirdness

Or Anywhere, Really

Middle aged woman to waitress: How do you stay so thin?
Waitress, serving woman dessert: I don't eat here.

Restaurant
Saskatchewan
Canadia

Posted on November 23, 2017
Canadia, Diet & weight, Employees, Food, Questions, Restaurants, Women

They Usually Have Pretty Cool Stereo Equipment

Customer: My therapist wants me to start thinking of men as friends. Seriously though, if you can’t fuck’em, what’s the point?

Espresso Drive Thru
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: The Barista Who Loves Her Job

Posted on November 18, 2017
Advice, Creepsters, Customers, Default, Gender issues, Guys, Mental illnesses, Questions, Restaurants, Sexuality, Washington

I'm Known As the Paul Revere of Gaudy Accessories

Lesbian with terrible tie: I am the vanguard of the revolution.

Cozy Corner Diner & Pancake House
Chicago, Illinois

Posted on August 17, 2017
Bragging, Default, Illinois, Lesbos, Restaurants

Sculpted to Look Like a Hamburger

Vegetarian, pointing to pink thing on her plate: What animal is that?
Waitress: That's a pear.

Mt. Vernon, New York

Overheard by: Deek

Posted on August 11, 2017
Animals, Default, Employees, Fruit, New York, Questions, Restaurants

And Almost As Many Holes As Most Political Speeches

Old lady: Look at that cheese–such a pretty color! Like one of Hillary Clinton's pantsuits.

Santa Rita Cantina
Austin, Texas

Overheard by: Katie

Posted on June 24, 2017
Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Food, Old folks, Politics, Restaurants, Sensory experiences, Texas, Women

No, But I'd Love a Stranger Telling Me How to Live My Life

Impossibly cheerful Australian: I'd like two scoops of coffee coffee coffee buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz, please!
Alarmed counter guy: Uh, do you need it?

Ben & Jerry's
Berkeley, California

Overheard by: Rose Fox

Posted on June 8, 2017
California, Default, Employees, Foreigners, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions, Restaurants, Weirdness

Thanks, Gossip Girl!

Woman to friends: Who would have know that shaving my pubes wouldn't get rid of pubic lice?

Chipotle
Towson, Maryland

Posted on April 10, 2017
Animals, Body parts, Default, Health & Hygiene, Maryland, Questions, Restaurants, Women

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