One of Life’s Opportunists

Dude #1: Did you see the gash on his forehead?
Chick: Oh my god, there’s another fight going on!
Dude #2: Oh, look! The lunch line is short!

Glen A. Wilson High School
Hacienda Heights, California

Posted on November 16, 2013
California, Food, North America, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, USA, Violence

Will the Lights Be Off, and the Chairs Well Separated?

Teacher before movie: There is one part with a naked woman in it. Are you guys ok with that?
Guy: Is it an ugly woman?
Teacher: No.
Guy: Then we should be fine.

Cupertino High School
Cupertino, California

Posted on November 15, 2013
California, North America, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sex, Students, Teachers, USA

And My Health Teacher Was Like, “It’s Just a Plastic Model”

Girl: … And I’m like, ‘I don’t want to look at my own vagina. Why would I want to look at hers?’

West Junior High School
Columbia, Missouri

Overheard by: Kelsey

Posted on November 10, 2013
Missouri, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Vagina

Or Are You?

Teacher to Chinese boy who twisted his pen: How in the bloody hell did you do that?
Students: [Laugh and all try twisting.]Chinese girl: I can’t do it.
Teacher: But you’re Asian.

Social Studies class, High school
Connecticut

Posted on November 9, 2013
Asians, Connecticut, Race, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teachers

Since Daddy Officially Took the T-Bird Away

Boy: Let's play Heads Up, Seven Up!
Girl #1: Let's play Around the World!
Girl #2: Let's play Mum Ball!
Boy: Let's all play Strip Solitaire!
Teacher: I told you: there's no fun allowed in here!

Penn Yan Academy
New York

Overheard by: Rachel Bz.

Posted on October 3, 2010
Education, Girls, Guys, New York, Offers and requests, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teachers

Are These Heels Clear? I Don't Think So!

Girl #1 to friend wearing tank top, booty shoes, and 3-inch heels: Girl, I don't know what they be sayin. You do not look like no hoe.
Girl #2, passing by, to friend: Hoe.

High School
Washington State

Posted on October 2, 2010
Clothing, Compare and contrast, Friends, Girls, Insults, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Washington

And Start Talking Like Ray Romano

Super smart, nerdy-looking guy: No! If you hit a mammoth with a comet, it will freeze!

High School
North Dakota

Overheard by: marisawin

Posted on August 22, 2010
Animals, Guys, School [Elem., Middle, & High], USA, Weirdness

Sesame Street Has, Like, Totally Opened My Eyes!

Clueless teen girl: I didn't know that New Mexico was a state, I thought it was a country!
Ditzy blonde: Ohmygod! No way!
Clueless teen girl: Yeah, I know! And did you know that “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” and “The Alphabet Song” are the same?!
Ditzy blonde: No fucking way!

High School
Wisconsin

Overheard by: Genius

Posted on July 21, 2010
Geography, Girls, Music, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Stupidity, Teens, Wisconsin

…And, Um, Then I Chastised Him for Being So Disrespectful!

Awkward guy: Hey, so remember when we were walking together yesterday?
Uncomfortable girl: Yeah.
Awkward guy: So my friend was all “who was that big-tittied girl you were walking with?”
Uncomfortable girl: Alright, then.

High School
Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Sarah

Posted on July 21, 2010
Girls, Guys, Pennsylvania, Questions, Rack, Relationships, School [Elem., Middle, & High]

Internet Audiences Loved Two Girls, One Copy

Teacher: Please staple again. Please, if there is a god, staple again. Do it! Staple! Push it down hard! I want to hear you staple!

Middle School
North Carolina

Posted on June 2, 2010
God, North Carolina, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teachers, Weirdness, Wishes

School [Elem., Middle, & High]