And Start Talking Like Ray Romano

Super smart, nerdy-looking guy: No! If you hit a mammoth with a comet, it will freeze!

High School
North Dakota

Overheard by: marisawin

Posted on August 22, 2010
Animals, Guys, School [Elem., Middle, & High], USA, Weirdness

Sesame Street Has, Like, Totally Opened My Eyes!

Clueless teen girl: I didn't know that New Mexico was a state, I thought it was a country!
Ditzy blonde: Ohmygod! No way!
Clueless teen girl: Yeah, I know! And did you know that “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” and “The Alphabet Song” are the same?!
Ditzy blonde: No fucking way!

High School
Wisconsin

Overheard by: Genius

Posted on July 21, 2010
Geography, Girls, Music, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Stupidity, Teens, Wisconsin

…And, Um, Then I Chastised Him for Being So Disrespectful!

Awkward guy: Hey, so remember when we were walking together yesterday?
Uncomfortable girl: Yeah.
Awkward guy: So my friend was all “who was that big-tittied girl you were walking with?”
Uncomfortable girl: Alright, then.

High School
Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Sarah

Posted on July 21, 2010
Girls, Guys, Pennsylvania, Questions, Rack, Relationships, School [Elem., Middle, & High]

Internet Audiences Loved Two Girls, One Copy

Teacher: Please staple again. Please, if there is a god, staple again. Do it! Staple! Push it down hard! I want to hear you staple!

Middle School
North Carolina

Posted on June 2, 2010
God, North Carolina, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teachers, Weirdness, Wishes

I Don't Know– Are You Thinking Of Asking Me to Prom?

Sane-looking girl: Okay, so let's say that your boyfriend died a while back, right? Then he comes back as a zombie, like a real walking corpse. But he doesn't want to eat your brains or anything, he just wants to graduate high school and be your boyfriend again so he can go to prom with you. So, do you take him back?
Boy: Um… Has this actually happened to you?

High School Cafeteria
West Virginia

Posted on May 31, 2010
Bars & Clubs, Death & dying, Education, Girls, Guys, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Weirdness, West Virginia, Wishes, Zombies

If It Doesn't Happen Soon, We'll Get the Sack for Sure.

Male teacher to another: Hey, I still haven't gotten those wiener cages from you.

High School
West Linn, Oregon

Overheard by: scott

Posted on May 18, 2010
Food, Oregon, Penis, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teachers

The Weight Watcher Points Aren't Even Close

Spanish girl to boy: Sleeping with ten niggas ain't the same thing as sleeping with ten white boys!

High School
Pennsylvania

Posted on May 1, 2010
Compare and contrast, Foreigners, Pennsylvania, Race, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sex

You Were Number Six!

Sex-ed teacher: This 16-year-old girl had nine partners.
Kid in the back: I want to be number ten!

Tampa, Florida

Posted on April 18, 2010
Comebacks, Florida, Kids, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sexuality, Teachers

No Wonder Everybody Has Herpes

Freshman guy: In health today, we were looking at pictures of vaginas with herpes, and it made me want pizza…

High School
Steilacoom, Washington

Overheard by: Meredith

Posted on April 12, 2010
Compare and contrast, Food, School [Elem., Middle, & High], STDs, Students, Vagina, Washington, Weirdness

Peristalsis? Beyonce? Linoleum?

Teacher: Okay. Quick review: which Greek gods did we cover on Friday?
Student, seriously: Hermaphrodite? Herpes? Asbestos?

High School
Michigan

Posted on March 19, 2010
Education, Maladies, Michigan, Names, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Stupidity, Teachers

School [Elem., Middle, & High]