Since Daddy Officially Took the T-Bird Away

Boy: Let's play Heads Up, Seven Up!
Girl #1: Let's play Around the World!
Girl #2: Let's play Mum Ball!
Boy: Let's all play Strip Solitaire!
Teacher: I told you: there's no fun allowed in here!

Penn Yan Academy
New York

Overheard by: Rachel Bz.

Posted on October 3, 2010
Education, Girls, Guys, New York, Offers and requests, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teachers

Are These Heels Clear? I Don't Think So!

Girl #1 to friend wearing tank top, booty shoes, and 3-inch heels: Girl, I don't know what they be sayin. You do not look like no hoe.
Girl #2, passing by, to friend: Hoe.

High School
Washington State

Posted on October 2, 2010
Clothing, Compare and contrast, Friends, Girls, Insults, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Washington

And Start Talking Like Ray Romano

Super smart, nerdy-looking guy: No! If you hit a mammoth with a comet, it will freeze!

High School
North Dakota

Overheard by: marisawin

Posted on August 22, 2010
Animals, Guys, School [Elem., Middle, & High], USA, Weirdness

Sesame Street Has, Like, Totally Opened My Eyes!

Clueless teen girl: I didn't know that New Mexico was a state, I thought it was a country!
Ditzy blonde: Ohmygod! No way!
Clueless teen girl: Yeah, I know! And did you know that “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” and “The Alphabet Song” are the same?!
Ditzy blonde: No fucking way!

High School
Wisconsin

Overheard by: Genius

Posted on July 21, 2010
Geography, Girls, Music, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Stupidity, Teens, Wisconsin

…And, Um, Then I Chastised Him for Being So Disrespectful!

Awkward guy: Hey, so remember when we were walking together yesterday?
Uncomfortable girl: Yeah.
Awkward guy: So my friend was all “who was that big-tittied girl you were walking with?”
Uncomfortable girl: Alright, then.

High School
Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Sarah

Posted on July 21, 2010
Girls, Guys, Pennsylvania, Questions, Rack, Relationships, School [Elem., Middle, & High]

Internet Audiences Loved Two Girls, One Copy

Teacher: Please staple again. Please, if there is a god, staple again. Do it! Staple! Push it down hard! I want to hear you staple!

Middle School
North Carolina

Posted on June 2, 2010
God, North Carolina, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teachers, Weirdness, Wishes

I Don't Know– Are You Thinking Of Asking Me to Prom?

Sane-looking girl: Okay, so let's say that your boyfriend died a while back, right? Then he comes back as a zombie, like a real walking corpse. But he doesn't want to eat your brains or anything, he just wants to graduate high school and be your boyfriend again so he can go to prom with you. So, do you take him back?
Boy: Um… Has this actually happened to you?

High School Cafeteria
West Virginia