Ha Ha, Dude Watches Oprah!

Girl: My history teacher says women are more evolved than men.
Biology teacher: And what evidence does she base this on?
Guy: Oprah?

La Follette High
Madison, Wisconsin

Overheard by: Tangent

Posted on November 9, 2015
About celebrities, Compare and contrast, Education, Gender issues, Girls, Guys, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Science, Students, Teachers, Wisconsin

The Etymology Lesson You'll Wish You Never Had

Effeminate boy #1: And he said “my penis is so big I can't control it.”
Effeminate boy #2: Oh, god. Really?
Effeminate boy #1: Yes, his mother uses really scientific terminology.
Effeminate boy #2: Oh. Oh, I see.
Effeminate boy #1: Mhmm. Well, he's only four, too. He's already peed on himself because as he says “it's not long enough go down.” I just call it a pee-pee. That's where the word “pee” comes from. Mmhmm.
Effeminate boy #2: Really! Huh!

Friendship Heights
Washington, DC

Overheard by: aimc

Posted on October 9, 2015
Age and ageing, Compare and contrast, Pee, Penis, Queers, Science, Stupidity, Washington, DC, Words

Meet the Inventor Of the Bulletphone

Physics student: If you go faster than the speed of sound, can you…hear…into the future?

Kingston High School
Kingston, New York

Posted on September 12, 2015
Compare and contrast, New York, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Science, Sensory experiences, Students

A Question My Dissertation on The Flintstones Seeks to Get to the Bottom Of

Female grad student on cell: Yeah, but what would be the societal benefit of having a bunch of dinosaurs running around?

SUNY Stony Brook
New York

Posted on August 30, 2015
Animals, Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, New York, On the phone, Questions, Science, Students

Like Richard Simmons

Bimbette #1: Wait, is a bird a mammal? I don’t think it’s a mammal…
Bimbette #2: I think a bird is, like, its own species.

B train
Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on August 22, 2015
Bimbettes, Birds, Default, Idiots, Massachusetts, Questions, Science, Stupidity

But Rocks Definitely Are.

Professor: I think fish are not animals. I don't have a concrete answer, but I think they are not animals.

Michigan State University

Overheard by: sjshock

Posted on August 20, 2015
Animals, Colleges & Universities, Default, Michigan, Science, Stupidity, Teachers, Weirdness

Obviously Not

Student #1: I have to go to class.
Student #2: Which one?
Student #1: Quantum physics.
Student #2: Is that where you go back in time to set right what once went wrong?

Georgia Southern University

Overheard by: Sydney

Posted on August 1, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Georgia, Questions, Science, Students, Stupidity

It's the Only Possible Motivation to Teach at a Texas Public School?

Teacher: I got a question for you guys… If you're flying at 50,000 feet and the left rear tire falls off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse and why?
Students: What the fuck?
Teacher: Clearly, the answer is 7, cause ice cream has no bones!
Student #1: Why do they keep giving us teachers on crack?
Student #2: I dunno, man. I dunno…

Inside Freshman Classroom
El Paso, Texas