I Eat It Before Those Orgies with the Football Team

College girl #1: Eating raw fish makes you super fertile.
College girl #2: Really?
College girl #1: Yeah, thats why I get pregnant so much.

Japanese Restaurant
Richmond, Virginia

Posted on August 2, 2022
Animals, Food, Friends, Pregnancy, Restaurants, Science, Sorority types

But First, a Round Of Applause for My Lovely Assistant

Physics professor: First we’ll put it in the A hole and then we’ll put it in the other hole.

Allegheny College
Pennsylvania

Posted on June 29, 2022
Class, Education, Pennsylvania, Science, Sexuality, Teachers, Words

If Scientologists Say It, It Must Be True

Hobo woman: So if you stand with one foot on Venus, and one on Mars, it is possible to move earth with a hockey stick.

Eriberto’s
Phoenix, Arizona

Overheard by: Drew

Posted on April 21, 2022
Arizona, Default, Hobos, Science, Stupidity, Women

How the Economy Works: Explained

Teen girl #1: Omigawd, I just realized. If we borrowed five dollars from like twenty people, we'd have eighty dollars!
Teen girl #2: Haha, yeah! Wait. (long pause) Yeah, like eighty dollars!

St Louis, Missouri

Overheard by: Had hope for a second, there

Posted on March 25, 2022
Missouri, Money, Science, Teens

Get Off That Muffin for a Sec.

Guy #1, smashing grapes: I'm making wine.
Guy #2: That's not how you make wine.
Guy #3: Yeah, you need yeast. Hey, Melissa, come here.

Maryland

Posted on February 13, 2022
Drinking & drunks, Fruit, Guys, Maryland, Science

Sounds Like a Good Rule

Girl to friend: And then this guy, I can't remember his name, he was like “hey, you want some cake?” But I've read his blog and he believes in creationism, so I was like “no, thanks.”

Christchurch
New Zealand