Sex

Girl on phone talking about going to a strip club for the first time: I mean, I really felt bad for those girls, they like, had to dance around topless!

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: What did she think strippers did?

Loud woman to friend: So I said to her, “I gotta go. Linda's avocado is ripe and you know what that means.”

Portland, Maine

Overheard by: Taffy Doublewide

Preppy girl #1: You know you can't have sex for like, six moths after you have an abortion?
Preppy girl #2: That's stupid! Why wouldn't you just fall down some stairs?

Classroom
Ontario
Canadia

Girlfriend: No, whenever we try to have sex it always ends in tears!

Albany, New York

Girl #1: What's an orgasm?
Girl #2: It's like when two people get excited during sex.
Girl #1: So, like, when they go “rawwwrr!”
Girl #2: Uh…yeah. Sure.

School Cafeteria
El Paso, Texas

Girl #1: Did you ever have a threesome?
Girl #2: Does a train count?

Norristown, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: e

Guy, crying: Ahhh! I just had sex with Stephen Hawking right up here, in my head!

Starbucks
Biloxi, Mississippi

Guy: Yeah, and then there was uncle Marty, who was on his knees throwing balls at her…

Sydney
Australia

Professor on cell: Okay, okay, so get it nice and wet and then put it on.

Ventura College
Ventura, California

Overheard by: Katherine

Girl on phone: Hi, mom, sorry I didn't call you back… I was busy having sex.

Melbourne
Australia