Girlfriend: No, whenever we try to have sex it always ends in tears!
Albany, New York
Girlfriend: No, whenever we try to have sex it always ends in tears!
Albany, New York
Girl #1: What's an orgasm?
Girl #2: It's like when two people get excited during sex.
Girl #1: So, like, when they go “rawwwrr!”
Girl #2: Uh…yeah. Sure.
School Cafeteria
El Paso, Texas
Girl #1: Did you ever have a threesome?
Girl #2: Does a train count?
Norristown, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: e
Guy, crying: Ahhh! I just had sex with Stephen Hawking right up here, in my head!
Starbucks
Biloxi, Mississippi
Guy: Yeah, and then there was uncle Marty, who was on his knees throwing balls at her…
Sydney
Australia
Professor on cell: Okay, okay, so get it nice and wet and then put it on.
Ventura College
Ventura, California
Overheard by: Katherine
Girl on phone: Hi, mom, sorry I didn't call you back… I was busy having sex.
Melbourne
Australia
Yale polo player #1: What are all those people doing on old campus?
Yale polo player #2: Probably “Soccer for Darfur” or something. I hate fake activism like that.
Yale polo player #3: You mean “S'mores for Darfur,” right?
Yale polo player #1: I keep hearing that word, “Darfur.” What does it even mean?
overheardatyale.com
Overheard by: Overheard at Yale
English teacher to class: Apostrophes and semicolons really turn me on.
Class: (horrified silence)
English teacher, to self: Maybe I shouldn't have said that.
High School
Wisconsin
Casanova: This is a replica of the helmet I wear when I fuck my wife.
Cincinnati, Ohio
Overheard by: shadow
