Just Not During School Hours, Please.

Chemistry professor to student who recognized a sketch of the periodic table on whiteboard: You understand my art.
Student: I feel you, Mr K.
Chemistry professor: That is indeed true.

St Paul, Minnesota

Overheard by: MAC

Posted on January 6, 2022
Minnesota, Sex, Students, Teachers, Words

You'd Rather Be Cheated on with Someone Ugly?

Hot girl: So when I finally met the girl he cheated on me with, I was in shock, because she was about a thousand times hotter than she looked on the picture I found.
Guy friend: Yeah. Well, some people are just not photogenic.
Hot girl: No, you don't understand! She's like supermodel hot, he had like no choice, even I would have fucked that Moroccan bitch right then and there.
Guy friend: That's so hot.
Hot girl: Life is not fair.

Starbucks

Posted on January 4, 2022
Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Guys, Infidelity, Restaurants, Sex

But Otherwise She's a Fantastic Therapist

Man on phone: Yeah, everything with her is great. Only thing is, she keeps trying to talk my cousin and his wife into a threesome…

London
England

Overheard by: Ren

Posted on January 2, 2022
Compliments, Default, England, Family ties, Guys, On the phone, Sex

David Arquette Loves Visiting the U.K.

Quiet, intense, plain chubby girl to skinny guy with child-molester mustache: When you fuck me, choke me.

Leamington Spa
England

Overheard by: Blee

Posted on December 10, 2021
England, Fat people, Girls, Offers and requests, Sensory experiences, Sex

I Remember the First Time I Felt the Sting for Forceable Intercourse and the Warmth Of Dirt…

Tour guide: The vestal virgins would be raped and buried alive if they were no longer virgins. If they let the fire go out, they would just be buried alive.
Tourist: I dunno if that's any better.
Little old Japanese woman: Hey, at least the first way you get some thrills.

Colosseum
Rome
Italy