Ooo, or Hand Puppets!

Gay man, pensively: I bet vaginas make excellent hand-warmers.

Disneyland
Anaheim, California

Posted on February 6, 2018
California, Hands, Queers, Sexuality, Vagina, Weirdness

From the New FBI Thriller Silence Of the Shams

Girl #1: You can’t just not smell his pillow.
Girl #2: I know, right? Just smell as hard as you can!

Macalester College
St Paul, Minnesota

Overheard by: isa

Posted on January 30, 2018
Body parts, Cleanliness, Colleges & Universities, Default, Friends, Girls, Minnesota, Relationships, Sensory experiences, Sexuality, Sorority types, Students, Weirdness

Wow, Virginia Really Is for Lovers

Girl #1: You look like you had a wild weekend!
Girl #2: Yeah, I'm so sore I can barely walk…
Girl #1: So who all was there?
Girl #2: Oh, you know: Dillon, Chad, Mike, my dad, my mom…

University of Virginia

Posted on January 23, 2018
Colleges & Universities, Default, Family ties, Girls, Gripes, Health & Hygiene, Questions, Sexuality

John McCain? Ewww

Skinny emo guy to emo girl: The only way I'm going to see him naked is if I picture it in my head. Oh, god damn it! I just saw it!

Missouri State University

Overheard by: Matt

Posted on January 13, 2018
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, Missouri, Sensory experiences, Sexuality

Voters Are Evenly Split on My Ovaries

Girl to friend: But yeah, my uterus sucks. I wish I just had a vagina and it ended there. But I do love my pancreas!

University of Arizona

Posted on January 10, 2018
Arizona, Chicks, Maladies, Sexuality, Uterus, Vagina

I Only Count the Ones Who Give Me Orgasms

Curly-haired brunette: So how many sex partners did you say you'd had?
Straight-haired brunette: I think I said ten.
Curly-haired brunette: That's cool.
Straight-haired brunette: Ten in the past year, I mean. Obviously.
Curly-haired brunette, laughing: Obviously! I've seen you having sex with more people than that.

Vallejo Street
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Poogs McNasty

Posted on January 5, 2018
Default, Girls, Questions, San Francisco, Sex, Sexuality, Weirdness

Ah Well, I'll Always Have Andy Dick.

Guy: Wait, Langston Hughes was gay? Damn, now I gotta take him off my Facebook.

Texas A&M University
College Station, Texas

Posted on December 14, 2017
Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, Internet, Questions, Sexuality, Texas

They Usually Have Pretty Cool Stereo Equipment

Customer: My therapist wants me to start thinking of men as friends. Seriously though, if you can’t fuck’em, what’s the point?

Espresso Drive Thru
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: The Barista Who Loves Her Job

Posted on November 18, 2017
Advice, Creepsters, Customers, Default, Gender issues, Guys, Mental illnesses, Questions, Restaurants, Sexuality, Washington

Sigh. For the Last Time, I Could Never Date a Top.

Mom, to little kid: Is she your girlfriend?
Little kid: (shakes head emphatically)
Mom: Oh! I don't mean like that, I mean “friend that's a girl.” I know Jenny is your girlfriend.
Little kid: Yeah!
Mom: And who's your boyfriend?
Little kid: I don't have a boyfriend.
Mom: But I thought Robert was your boyfriend!

Kennedy Space Center
Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: Isn't he a little young…?

Posted on November 4, 2017
Florida, Kids, Moms, Parenting, Questions, Relationships, Sexuality

Pickings Seem to Be Slim in Iowa

College girl #1: So I met up with Jeremy last night.
College girl #2: Ah, the one with the small penis. Wait… No, Adam has the small dick. Jeremy’s the bad kisser, right?
College girl #1: To be fair, they’re both bad kissers. But yeah, Adam’s the one with the small dick.

Coffee shop
Iowa City, Iowa

Posted on October 13, 2017
Bars & Clubs, Bimbettes, Chicks, Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Gossip, Iowa, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Penis, Sexuality, Students

Sexuality