Stores

Girl on cell inside convenience store: Why the hell did she get it under her titty? Ain't nobody gonna see it under her titty!

Bowling Green, Ohio

Overbearing mother: Let her see you in the bra! She will make sure it fits correctly!
13-year-old girl, buying first bra: Mother, I'm not for sale!

Victoria's Secret
Long Island, New York

Lady talking to friend: My little boy just loves balls. All I hear is balls,balls, balls…

Wal-Mart
Anniston, Alabama

Overheard by: Tyler

Teenage girl: We can't rent anything with class.

Blockbuster
Orlando, Florida

Chick to makeup artist: I want you to make me look like someone who just lost their virginity.

MAC Store
Toronto
Canadia

Scruffy dude picking up cell with fart noises as ringtone: Hi, honey.

Family Video
Brockport, New York

Overheard by: swear it was the phone

Old woman to daughter: And now she's got no money cause she blew it all on muffins.

Supermarket
Sydney

Overheard by: Anny

Little boy in handicapped stall: I like you… I like you, Craig… You relax me.

Ladies Room, Barnes & Noble
Saugus, Massachusetts

Geeky kid: A glass cutter? Oh. My. God. This is a glass cutter! It cuts glass!
(mom tries to shush him)
Geeky kid, whispering: A glass cutter!

Hardware Store
San Francisco, California

Lady, looking bewildered at companion: Well, where would you be if you were a sex book?

Bookstore
Birmingham, Alabama

Overheard by: Knows exactly where he would be