The Question Every Rock Of Love Contestant Must Eventually Face

College-aged girl on cell: How am I supposed to date him if I’m afraid he’s going to kill me and keep my vagina in a jar?

Grocery Store, Kentucky

Posted on April 26, 2026
Default, Fears, Kentucky, Murder, On the phone, Questions, Sexuality, Sorority types, Stores, Threats, Vagina, Weirdness

How Do You Think Pizza Bagels Are Conceived?

Little girl: My pizza is naked!

Fresh Grocer
Drexel Hill, Pennsylvania

Posted on April 22, 2026
Default, Food, Girls, Gripes, Kids, Pennsylvania, Stores, Words

If I Ever Figure Out Who He Is

Woman with four kids in front of a bondage window display: See that? That’s what I want to do to your dad, get him all tied up and just whip the shit out of him!

The Crypt
Denver, Colorado

Posted on April 20, 2026
Default, Family ties, Kink, Moms, Stores, Weirdness, Wishes

When Shown That They Do Exist, He Fainted

Grungy dude, pointing to expensive vacuum: You should get this one. It sucks up everything!
Girlfriend: Yeah, but I don’t have much carpet. I need, like, a Broom Vac or something.
Grungy dude: A Broom Vac?! Put down the crack pipe!

Target
Baltimore, Maryland

Posted on April 16, 2026
Advice, Compare and contrast, Couples, Default, Drugs, Girls, Guys, Maryland, Stores, Technology

Wanna See Some Wallet Photos from the Huffing Years?

Girl#1: I mean, my parents have no money now. Dad lost it in his “snort” phase.
Girl#2: My mom had that phase, but now she’s just into the “prescription” phase.
Girl#3: That’s a great phase.

Banana Republic
Kitchener
Canada

Posted on April 10, 2026
Age and ageing, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Drugs, Family ties, Friends, Girls, Stores

Unless There’s Something I Don’t Know About DVD Players

Guy on cell: Just because you own one doesn’t make you Mormon!

Barnes & Noble
Southlake, Texas

Overheard by: Autumn

Posted on April 5, 2026
Christianity, Compare and contrast, Guys, On the phone, Stores, Texas

Which, for Some Reason, Makes Me All Tingly Inside

Woman #1: That’s a wonderful coat.
Woman #2: I hope it stays cold long enough for me to enjoy it.
Woman #1: You know, you’re really brave. I have a fur at home but I can’t stop thinking about those crazy PETA people chasing me down with a van and hurting me.

Sidewalk in front of Grocery Store
Maryland