Followed by Fro-Yo

Trendy girl: Yeah, so like, the mom and her daughter went and got abortions together.

Town Center
Sugar Land, TX

Posted on September 28, 2008
Abortion, Default, Family ties, Girls, Stores, Texas, Weirdness

I'm So Glad You Confided in Me

Frumpy middle aged woman: Excuse me, who can I talk to if I'm interested in purchasing a piece of furniture?
Employee: That would be me. How can I help you?
Frumpy middle aged woman: I'm interesting in purchasing a piece of furniture.

Furniture Store
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on September 20, 2008
Customers, Default, Employees, Offers and requests, Pennsylvania, Shopping, Stores, Women, Words

We Suspect It's Only Physical

Little boy, running and screaming down the aisle: I…love…diet…Coke!

Borders
Columbia, Maryland

Overheard by: Liz

Posted on September 18, 2008
Default, Food, Guys, Kids, Maryland, Stores

Some Guys Prefer to Be Firmly Held

Little kid (skipping and yelling): Tighty whitey man! Tighty whitey man!

Mount Vernon Farmers' Market
Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: livin'

Posted on September 11, 2008
Default, Kids, Maryland, Race, Stores, Words

Claire Was Significantly Less Thrilled with the “Mysteries Solved by Cats” Section

Emo girl to emo friend: They have a whole Harry Potter section…I love the world!

Borders
Manalapan, New Jersey

Posted on September 6, 2008
Books, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Happiness, New Jersey, Stores

At This Point in His Life, Pinocchio Needs Serious Work

Girl #1: He's kind of ugly.
Girl #2: He kind of reminds me of a marionette because his cheeks are shiny and puffed up all the time.

Black Market Vintage Clothing
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: kj

Posted on September 4, 2008
Body parts, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Girls, Stores

You Sure You Need a Rocket Launcher?

White trash guy to wife at gun counter: I don't know, honey, that might be too big to conceal.

Academy Sports
Plano, Texas

Overheard by: We're not in Michigan Anymore

Posted on September 1, 2008
Advice, Default, Guys, Shopping, Stores, Stupidity, Texas, Violence

And I Speak From Experience

Guy: I wonder why they don't make “ribbed for her pleasure” Magnums.
Girl: Because if your shit's that big to need a Magnum, it's already her pleasure.

CVS
Atlanta, Georgia