You Promised We'd Watch Action Movies and Fuck Me in the Butt Tonight

Yuppie boyfriend (excitedly): Let's have an Ashton Kutcher movie marathon night!
Yuppie girlfriend (whispering): Honey, we've already talked about this…

Blockbuster
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Pallas

Posted on October 26, 2008
About celebrities, California, Couples, Default, Girls, Guys, Movies, Stores

It's for Grandma's Glaucoma

Employee: Hi, can I help you find anything?
Ghetto kid: Yeah, I'm looking for a book called Marijuana Horticulture.
Employee: Yeah, I know that book. I think we are out, though.

Bookstore
Stockton, California

Overheard by: Can I get some of that?

Posted on October 23, 2008
Books, California, Default, Drugs, Employees, Guys, Offers and requests, Stores

Excellent– Let the Beatings Begin

Mom: Honey, don't eat your boogers!
Two-year-old: But mommy, I like them!
Mom, exasperated: Go to your dad.

Supermarket
St. Louis, Missouri

Overheard by: Ryskie

Posted on October 16, 2008
Default, Kids, Missouri, Moms, Offers and requests, Parenting, Stores

Or Sam's Club, the All-S&M Warehouse

Girlfriend, after guy has smacked her butt: This isn't Wal-Mart!

Target
Salem, Oregon

Posted on October 8, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Etiquette, Girls, Oregon, Stores

…If I Get Some Flan

Six-year-old boy: I want flan. I want flan, mom. I want flan. I've never tried it before. Can we get flan?
Mother: Okay, you need to stop being so annoying.
Six-year-old boy: Maybe.

Supermarket
Northampton, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Adrienne

Posted on October 8, 2008
Default, Food, Guys, Kids, Massachusetts, Moms, Offers and requests, Should have used a condom, Stores, Wishes

Please Ignore This Inadvertent Overshare

Girl: I wish I had a loving relationship with my feet.
Woman: What?
Girl: Oh my god, you're not my mom!

Shoe Store
Durham, North Carolina

Posted on October 3, 2008
Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Girls, North Carolina, Relationships, Stores, Weirdness, Wishes, Women

Followed by Fro-Yo

Trendy girl: Yeah, so like, the mom and her daughter went and got abortions together.

Town Center
Sugar Land, TX

Posted on September 28, 2008
Abortion, Default, Family ties, Girls, Stores, Texas, Weirdness

I'm So Glad You Confided in Me

Frumpy middle aged woman: Excuse me, who can I talk to if I'm interested in purchasing a piece of furniture?
Employee: That would be me. How can I help you?
Frumpy middle aged woman: I'm interesting in purchasing a piece of furniture.

Furniture Store
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania