A Practice Prohibited by a Scalia Decision

3L law student: He’s just irritating. He’s like one of those people who masturbates to Scalia decisions.

http://overheardinlawschool.blogspot.com/2007/03/im-kennedy-man-myself.html

Posted on March 29, 2022
Insults, Masturbation, Overheard in Law School, Students

And We're Glad You Did.

(professor starts to write on the board. The chalk breaks. Class laughs. Professor turns around and bumps into the desk. Class laughs harder)
Professor: Shut up! Shut up and listen to me! I am teaching you things and being enthusiastic! …much as I dislike each and every one of you!
Student: Oh man, I am so writing that down.

SUNY Potsdam
New York

Overheard by: minibab

Posted on March 24, 2022
Class, Education, Gripes, New York, Students, Teachers, Weirdness

I Plan to Stop Smoking Just Before That

Professor: Do we know if marijuana has any long-term effects?
Male student: Ball cancer.

Western Michigan University

Overheard by: H

Posted on March 21, 2022
Balls, Colleges & Universities, Default, Drugs, Guys, Maladies, Michigan, Questions, Students, Teachers

Which Was “No Upper-Body Strength”

Female student #1: Eeew, she has a rolling backpack, you know what that means…
Female student #2: Whore?
Female student #1: Absolutely not what I was going to say.

San Francisco, California

Posted on March 14, 2022
Compare and contrast, Fashion, Girls, Insults, Questions, Students, Words

It's All Fun and Games 'til Somebody Pokes a Baby Out

Loud eighth grader: Michael's such a douche, all he wants to do is get in my pants.
Even louder teacher: You're in eighth grade, you shouldn't be letting anybody in your pants!

Potomac, Maryland

Overheard by: Math is my new favorite subject…

Posted on March 8, 2022
Advice, Clothes, Education, Insults, Maryland, Sex, Sexuality, Students, Teachers, Wishes

Yeah, Technically ‘Martians’ and ‘Venusians’

Guy in sociology class: So male and female… Are those races?

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/

Overheard by: doug

Posted on February 23, 2022
Class, Education, Gender issues, Guys, Overheard at Cornell, Questions, Race, Students, Stupidity

I Have a Learning Disability That Requires Me to Do Lots of Coke

College chick: I, like, physically cannot get good grades… I think the problem is in my brain.

University of North Carolina – Chapel Hill
Chapel Hill, North Carolina

Overheard by: KAT

Posted on February 11, 2022
Colleges & Universities, North Carolina, Students, Stupidity

Not When You’re in Them

Student #1: Did you end up taking her to SeaWorld or Busch Gardens or something?
Student #2: Naw, man, I told you — she set all my clothes on fire!
Student #1: See, I think that’s kinky.

Michigan State University
Michigan

Posted on February 9, 2022
Michigan, Relationships, Students, Violence

… Your Brother’s One Lucky Guy

Female student #1: But, like, he’s a really good guy, and he’s going to make some girl very happy one day.
Female student #2: Right… But that girl’s just not you.
Female student #1: Exactly! But we might hang out this weekend and, like, have sex or something.
Female student #2: Nothin’ wrong with that.

Cornell University
Ithaca, New York

Posted on February 3, 2022
New York, Relationships, Sex, Students

Students