High-school girl #1: Caveman.
High-school girl #2: Arm-sex!
High-school girl #1: That never gets old.
High-school girl #2: Yeah!
Edmonton
Alberta
Canadia
Overheard by: SpamiKami
High-school girl #1: Caveman.
High-school girl #2: Arm-sex!
High-school girl #1: That never gets old.
High-school girl #2: Yeah!
Edmonton
Alberta
Canadia
Overheard by: SpamiKami
Med student #1: You broke up with her because of a facial expression?
Med student #2: Man, if you saw her “o” face you'd would've done the same. (makes contorted face with mouth wide open)
Med student #1: Oh, hell yeah… that's some ugly shit to come to.
Med student #2: I would have never been able to get off… and all those sounds!
Med student #1: Sexy?
Med student #2: Jungle. Primal.
School of Medicine
University of Maryland
Overheard by: Mykl
College boy #1: If I were a T-Rex I would fuck shit up.
College boy #2: Yeah, but good luck masturbating.
Hendrix College
Arkansas
Overheard by: College Girl Walking By
Teacher: Alright, how many of you have been to a national park?
Student #1: I’ve been to Yellowstone.
Teacher: Okay, good. Anyone else?
Bimbette: Oh, I’ve been to Central Park.
Student #2: That isn’t near anything that has any geographical importance.
Bimbette: Yeah, it does. It’s in Pennsylvania. Duh.
Oklahoma
Overheard by: lauren.
Male student to another, seriously: So you just came in your pants?
Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute
Troy, New York
Professor: I invent things too! My great invention is this toast, and you make it in a toaster, and then you stick it in the freezer. And, like, when you want toast, you just put it back in the toaster…
Students: (confused silence)
Professor: Man, no one understands me! (stomps out)
SUNY
Geneseo, New York
Overheard by: Jeni
Student: Is ‘too’ an adverb?
English professor: Why do you care?
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/12/big-honking-update.html
Overheard by: maria
Student: Is there really a job where you can just throw paper at people and then run away?
Canadia
Freshmen dorm girl: Take it from someone who swallows quite often: it's actually pretty fun!
Washington State University
Pullman, Washington
Kid: I am the Antichrist.
Teacher: Your parents must be proud.
Kid: No! They’re pissed!
Brimmer and May School
Chestnut Hill, Massachusetts
