No Wonder Everybody Has Herpes

Freshman guy: In health today, we were looking at pictures of vaginas with herpes, and it made me want pizza…

High School
Steilacoom, Washington

Overheard by: Meredith

Posted on April 12, 2010
Compare and contrast, Food, School [Elem., Middle, & High], STDs, Students, Vagina, Washington, Weirdness

My Professor Said It Was the Best Paper He's Gotten in Years

University student: But it must be true… I read it on the internet! I read it on Wikipedia!

Auckland
New Zealand

Overheard by: Louise

Posted on March 28, 2010
Internet, New Zealand, Students, Stupidity

NewsFlash: Community College Student Has Intimate Drug Knowledge. Film at 11.

Student: My girlfriend's theory on smoking is that it's good for you because it's natural.
Professor: Yeah, it's not like that crystal meth. That stuff's all chemicals.
Voice from the back: True dat!

Community College
Michigan

Posted on February 1, 2010
Colleges & Universities, Drugs, Health & Hygiene, Michigan, Smoking, Students, Teachers

…Now You Pay Attention?

Teacher holding VCR remote control: I keep hitting play, this stupid thing won't work. Must need new batteries.
(changes batteries)
Teacher: Damn thing still won't work, you'd think they would buy machines that work, how are you supposed to learn with such crappy materials?
Student in front row: Ummm… Is that the tape on top of the VCR?
Teacher: Goddamn it!

Manchester, New Hampshire

Posted on February 1, 2010
Education, Gripes, Grumpies, Insults, Kids, New Hampshire, Students, Stupidity, Teachers, Technology

College Exists to Prolong Adolescence

Female Brown student #1: That lab class is so stupid.
Female Brown student #2: Yeah. Harry Potter had the best labs.
Female Brown student #1, sighing: I wish this was Hogwarts.

Providence, Rhode Island

Overheard by: Sadie

Posted on January 28, 2010
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Education, Pop culture, Rhode Island, Students

Jo Introduces Herself to Blair for the First Time

College student to roommate: My family heirloom is a neon beer light. And a coffee mug.

Portland, Oregon

Overheard by: Larissa

Posted on January 27, 2010
Drinking & drunks, Family ties, Food, Oregon, Students

When Hillary Clinton Dreams

Man in trench coat to group of students: Follow me, and I'll take you to a magical woman.

Newport
Wales

Overheard by: Can I come?

Posted on January 19, 2010
Guys, Magic, Offers and requests, Sex, Students, UK

Try Turning the Paper Right Side Up.

Student, raising hand: I can't read…
Professor: I'm sorry.

San Francisco State University
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: The Only One Laughing?

Posted on January 18, 2010
Colleges & Universities, Education, San Francisco, Students, Stupidity, Teachers

Judging from the Residue I Discovered on One Of Your Quizzes

Professor: Here you are, every day, sitting in this little cave which is evolutionary very stupid. You're not reproducing while you are in here. You aren't even trying to… Well, maybe that's not true.

Psychiatric Physiology Class
Pomona, California

Overheard by: Whats He talking about again???

Posted on January 12, 2010
California, Class, Education, Science, Sex, Students, Stupidity, Teachers, Weirdness

Geeks and Sexual Experimentation Are Often a Perilous Combo

Student to friend: Could you imagine having a test tube shatter while it is up your ass, or worse? I know a girl that it happened to!

Cabra Dominican College
Australia

Posted on January 8, 2010
Ass, Australia, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Friends, Health & Hygiene, Science, Students, Weirdness

Students