Who Says Kids Today Have No Goals?

Student #1: So you're only taking three credit hours this semester?
Student #2: Yeah. I figure as long as I take at least one class, I can live at home and mooch off of my mother indefinitely.
Student #1: You dreamed it, saw it and are going for it. Awesome, dude.

UCF
Orlando, Florida

Posted on February 23, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Family ties, Florida, Food, Questions, Students

Like All Neoconservatives Do

Obnoxious student in scarf: He was chewing the umbilical cord like licorice.

UC Berkeley
Berkeley, California

Posted on February 21, 2009
Body parts, California, Candy, Colleges & Universities, Default, Students, Weirdness

And the FCC Can't Stop Me!

Earnest college girl: I'm gonna be naked–with a lot of clothes on.

Williamsburg, Virginia

Overheard by: I don't think that word means what you think it means

Posted on February 21, 2009
Clothes, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Students, Virginia, Words

Some Parents Just Can't Bring Themselves to Leave Their Kids at College

Freshman girl: Why are we judging her for being crazy?
Freshman friend: Yeah, if we think you're crazy, then you definitely have problems.
Freshman girl: But I'm still pissed at her for taking the good side of the bed.

U of A Campus
Alberta
Canadia

Overheard by: Alex

Posted on February 18, 2009
Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Girls, Questions, Students, Stupidity

Every Day's Another Annoying Gift

Bitchy student: So, are you still married?
Innocent victim: Yeah. Yeah I am!
Bitchy student: Uh huh. And just how long do you think that will last??

Kennesaw State University
Georgia

Posted on February 16, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Georgia, Questions, Relationships, Students, Weirdness

You Poor, Deprived Creature

College girl #1: Have you ever smelled sweaty balls?
College girl #2 and #3: Oh my god! Yes, we were just talking about this yesterday.
College girl #4: No.
College girl #1: Really? Oh yeah…you don't like giving head.

University of South Florida

Posted on February 16, 2009
Balls, BJs, Colleges & Universities, Default, Florida, Girls, Questions, Students

Accidental Marriages Happen All the Time in Portland

5th grader boy #1: She's my girlfriend, not my wife.
5th grader boy #2: Are you going to marry her?
5th grader boy #1: No, but I could.
5th grader boy #2: No way!
5th grader boy #1: Yeah, all you have to do is buy a diamond ring. Or really, any kind of ring.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/05/every-kiss-begins-with-k-8.html

Overheard by: amy.