The Beginning Of This Season's Greatest Love Story

Bag lady: Any money you can spare for the homeless?
College girl: No, I'm sorry.
Bag lady: Well, fuck you, you sexy bitch!

Washington, DC

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Posted on February 11, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Insults, Offers and requests, Questions, Students, Washington, DC, Women

Serenades Sure Have Changed Since the Renaissance

Student girl: And then these tramps started wanking off outside my window!

Manchester Aquatics Centre
England

Overheard by: Noo

Posted on February 11, 2009
Default, England, Girls, Masturbation, Students, Weirdness, Words

Let's Hope It's Either Biology Class Or Comparative Media Studies

Professor, noticing student's t-shirt: What is that?
Student: A gorilla and a shark high fiving in front of an explosion.
Professor: I'm going to work that into discussion somehow.

Point Park University
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: ZB

Posted on February 4, 2009
Animals, Class, Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Pennsylvania, Questions, Students, Teachers

I Believe It's Called “The Rugby Team”

College girl #1: I mean, they send people to those turn-straight camps, maybe they have a turn-gay camp.
College girl #2: Oh, let's go google it!

Virginia

Overheard by: Sasha

Posted on February 2, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Internet, Sexuality, Students, Virginia

I Will Now Pause to Accept Your Abuse

Manly college guy to friends: I just like to dance my way through life.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/471907136/its-working-for-charo.html

Overheard by: a. Lil.

Posted on February 1, 2009
Compare and contrast, Dancing, Default, Guys, Overheard in Minneapolis, Students, Weirdness

It's Like a Headline Writer's Wet Dream

College guy: This must be a joke. We live in a city called “Cumming,” we have a store called “BJ's,” and a store called “Dick's,” and a “Siemens” water tower.

Cumming, Georgia

Posted on January 29, 2009
BJs, Cum, Default, Georgia, Guys, Penis, Students, Words

…Ashlee Simpson Will Never Get Her Credibility Back

Student: Would it be possible for the situation to be reversed?
Professor: Well… (talks in circles for 5 minutes) So I will say yes, but the answer is no.

Graduate Classroom
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on January 20, 2009
Class, Compare and contrast, Default, Offers and requests, Pennsylvania, Questions, Students, Teachers

You Get a Cookie

Professor: So what happened in Germany between 1928 and 1930?
Student: 1929!

Fordham University, New York

Overheard by: Sromeo

Posted on January 18, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Geography, History, New York, Questions, Students, Stupidity, Teachers

A Happy Outcome Of the War on Pubic Hair

Guy exiting art class to female friend: I sleep through that whole class. It's all I can do.
Girl: What about when she asks attendance questions?
Guy: Well, I wake up for that part. It's just… God, I hate her! She's always talking about vaginas! And I'm just like, “Hello! I know what a vagina looks like!”

Auburn University
Auburn, Alabama

Posted on January 10, 2009
Alabama, Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Friends, Girls, Guys, Questions, Students, Vagina

Then I Shower

Ditzy college girl: Everyone burps, everyone farts, everyone poops, and it feels fucking amazing.

Lynchburg College
Lynchburg, Virginia

Posted on January 6, 2009
Burping & farting, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, Poop, Students, Virginia

Students