His G-String with the Elephant Head on It Was a Bit of a Shock, Though

Summer fun Barbie #1: I mean, like, I wasn’t even surprised that you went home with him!
Summer fun Barbie #2: Do you mean that I had sex with him?
Summer fun Barbie #1: Yeah.
Summer fun Barbie #2: Yeah, me neither.

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/im_still_laughing_over_summer.html

Overheard by: also not surprised

Posted on February 28, 2021
Bimbettes, Default, Minnesota, Overheard in Minneapolis, Sex, Stupidity, Words

That's a Map Of Narnia, Jessica.

Girl: Oh my god, can you help me find the Dominican Republic of the Congo on this map?

Westchester, New York

Posted on February 27, 2021
Geography, Girls, New York, Offers and requests, Stupidity

I Asked the Purple Monkey in the Corner, and Even He Didn't Know.

Man: I just had a dream where I was stoned, and when I woke up, I couldn't tell if I was stoned or not.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/355805032/the-safe-assumption-is-yes.html

Overheard by: jfa

Posted on February 25, 2021
Drugs, Guys, Overheard in Minneapolis, Sensory experiences, Stupidity

If Grad School Has Taught Me Anything, It's That You Can.

Teen girl to teen boy: But you can't play spin the bottle with a box of wine!

Giant Eagle
Parma, Ohio

Overheard by: Tmoore

Posted on February 22, 2021
Drinking & drunks, Ohio, Stupidity, Teens

No! Haven't You Been Listening?

Lady 1: So they're getting married now.
Lady 2: But I thought she had a baby.
Lady 1: Yes, but it's his brother's. See, her sister wanted to be with him so she told him her sister couldn't have normal children. It turns out she's the one who can't have children.
Lady 2: Oh… so they're getting married?

Salt Lake City, Utah

Overheard by: Confused listener

Posted on February 16, 2021
Birthing, Family ties, Kids, Questions, Relationships, Stupidity, Utah, Women

Eh, Christians Say Yes; Jews Say Hell, No

Blonde student to teacher: Is the New Testament in the Torah?

Edmonton
Canadia

Posted on February 15, 2021
Canadia, Default, Girls, Questions, Religion, Students, Stupidity

A Candy-Ass?

Professor with Smarties taped to pants: Anyone wanna take a guess at what my costume is?
Girl in back: Firefighter!

University of Delaware
Delaware

Posted on February 14, 2021
Delaware, Stupidity, Teachers

Africans: Wow, They're Fat Monsters and Stupid

Brunette: I wish I could speak those sweet African languages.
Blonde: What sweet African languages?
Brunette: Ya know, the ones where they cluck at each other. Cluck cluck clickity clack cluck.
Blonde: Yeah! I know what you mean. Clack clack cluck cluck click cluck clacky clack. (laughs)
Brunette, laughing: I bet they just make stuff up!
Blonde: Yeah, dude! Clack clack clickity clacky clack clack cluck! AKA, wanna go get some cow…meat?
Brunette, laughing: You're retarded. I don't think anyone in Africa says shit like that.

Michigan