Explosive Phosphorous Diarrhea Really Lights Up Public Transport

Stoned frat boy: That's some illuminating shit!

Oakland-Pittsburgh
Pennsylvania

Overheard by: the girl in the front of the bus

Posted on December 12, 2016
Drugs, Frat boy types, Pennsylvania, Stoners, Stupidity

The Fine Print on the U.S. Constitution

Woman: You should never kill people, especially if you’re poor!

Halifax
Nova Scotia
Canadia

Overheard by: there goes my plan

Posted on December 2, 2016
Advice, Canadia, Crimes, Death & dying, Default, Murder, Stupidity, Women

Survival Of The… Survivors?

Man eating burrito: It's like Darwinism. You know, selective… selection.

Balboa Island, California

Overheard by: Wow.

Posted on October 30, 2016
California, Compare and contrast, Guys, Science, Stupidity, Words

If Your Editors Had a ShamWow, We Would Use It Every Day

Frat boy #1: Oh, dude, a ShamWow! (to friend at counter) Hey, should we get a ShamWow?
Frat boy #2, without looking at him: No.
Frat boy #1: But it's a ShamWow!
Frat boy #2: You're an idiot. (long pause) Fine, get the fucking ShamWow.
Frat boy #1: (excitedly runs ShamWow over to counter)
Frat boy #2: Fuck.

Pet's Mart, Montana

Overheard by: Sadie

Posted on October 9, 2016
Frat boy types, Insults, Montana, Shopping, Stores, Stupidity

I Always Sucked at Bird Math

Dude: I was going to say, ‘Kill one bird with two stones,’ but that’s not right. That’s just stoning a bird.

Memorial Park
Lebanon, Indiana

Overheard by: Carie Jones

Posted on August 2, 2016
Guys, Indiana, Stupidity

Pearls Of Wisdom from How to Raise a Serial Killer

Rich mother: Well, you'll just have to hold it! You can't go to the bathroom around here! They are positively disgusting, you'll die!
Little child, crying: Please, mommy, I need to go!
Rich mother: Don't you value your life?

Annapolis, Maryland

Overheard by: Alex Ello

Posted on June 16, 2016
Death & dying, Family ties, Health & Hygiene, Kids, Maryland, Moms, Parenting, Poop, Stupidity

Paving the Way for Such Great Presidents As Martin Luther King and Ice T

Bimbette: Harriet Tubman? Of course I know who that was. She was America’s first black president!

http://www.overeardinhighschool.blogspot.com

Overheard by: Marina

Posted on May 24, 2016
Bimbettes, Default, History, Overheard in High School, Stupidity

The Divine Messenger’s Calling from Inside the House!

Girl #1: This package is anonymous… But how did they know I would find it here? And it looks like they printed out my applications for me!
Girl #2: Maybe you have a stalker.
Girl #1: Wouldn’t that be so cool — to have a stalker that never showed his face but always helped you out?
Girl #2: They have those.
Girl #1: They do?
Girl #2: Yeah, they’re called angels.
Girl #2: True.

Tech center
http://overheardatthemecca.blogspot.com/2007/03/can-i-get-validation-angel.html

Posted on May 23, 2016
Bimbettes, Overheard At The Mecca, Stupidity

…We've Reached the Train Hub.

Conductor, over intercom: Rub-a-dub-dub!

Chicago, Illinois

Posted on May 21, 2016
Conductors, Illinois, Public transportation, Stupidity

My Dear Watson, I Believe We've Found Our Culprit.

Private junior high school boy #1: Oh my god, so the other day someone hacked onto my Facebook account and changed everything to gay. My activities were gay, my favorite movies were gay, I was even interested in men!
Private junior high school boy #2, without irony: Dude, that's so gay.

Toronto
Canadia

Posted on May 15, 2016
Canadia, Idiots, Internet, Sexuality, Students, Stupidity

Stupidity