What If Your Husband Finds Out?

Girl to pals in line for restroom: … So now I’m dating my boss, my landlord, and financial advisor…
Friend: Wow, that’s intense.

DeVos Performance Hall
Grand Rapids, Michigan

Overheard by: Caty

Posted on March 26, 2017
Bimbettes, Friends, Michigan, People, Relationships, Stupidity

The Monkey's Paw Is Especially Disturbing

Girl #1: It's just such a gross look, y'know? And she totally didn't have the body for it either. Total crotch octopus.
Girl #2: Crotch octopus?
Girl #1: Yeah, you know. When the fabric clings… and shows all your goodies?
Girl #2: Do you mean camel toe?
Girl #1: Yes! Right! Camel toe! I knew it had something to do with animals and appendages!

Bryn Mawr College
Pennsylvania

Posted on March 5, 2017
Animals, Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Girls, Pennsylvania, Stupidity, Vagina

I'm Just Psyched to Have the Opportunity to Mock It

Tween #1, excitedly: Oh my god! Look, it's High School Musical stuff!
Tween #2: I hate High School Musical.
Tween #1: Oh, well… so do I!

Hickory Hollow Mall
Nashville, Tennessee

Overheard by: i hate it too

Posted on February 18, 2017
Gripes, Malls, Stupidity, Tennessee, TV shows, Tweens

So at the Very Least, She Hates Freedom.

Woman #1: No, I don't know for sure if she's a vegetarian or not.
Woman #2: Well, she wouldn't drink coffee this morning.
Woman #3, nodding head: True, true.

Colorado Springs, Colorado

Overheard by: anabanana

Posted on February 16, 2017
Colorado, Diet & weight, Food, Stupidity, Women

The Leprechaun on My Shoulder Feeds Me Answers

Teacher: So, what do you think about this?
Student: I don’t think.

Reddam House
Sydney
Australia

Overheard by: anny

Posted on February 6, 2017
Australia, Students, Stupidity, Teachers

Um, the One Where They Talk?

Teen girl #1: Do you think they have those other elephants here? You know, the old hairy ones?
Teen girl #2: Mammoths? No, I don't think they do. Aren't they extinct?
Teen girl #1: No, I'm pretty sure they have them at the Werribee zoo. Well, they were on that cartoon, with all the ice.

Zoo
Australia

Overheard by: Brydee

Posted on January 25, 2017
Animals, Australia, Girls, Hair, Movies, Questions, Stupidity, Teens

Only If You Go to School in Kansas

Frat boy reading section titles: “Self-help, cooking, fiction.” …is fiction science?

Barnes & Noble
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: almost threw a book at him

Posted on January 21, 2017
Books, Frat boy types, Massachusetts, Questions, Stores, Stupidity

Do White People Even Have “People”?

Group of white guys: We’re visiting here from South Africa.
Loud drunk girl: Do you miss your people?

Arlington, Virginia

Posted on January 14, 2017
Drunks, Questions, Race, Stupidity, Virginia, Whiteys

Ever Feel Like We Deserve the Rest of the World’s Contempt?

American tourist #1, approaching Piazza de Michelangelo: Oooh, is that the David? Like, the real David?
American tourist #2: No, that’s not the real one. The real one doesn’t have arms.

Florence
Italy

Overheard by: Lex

Posted on January 11, 2017
Idiots, Italy, Stupidity, Tourists

So We Can Throw Stones, or What?

Slightly confused woman to tour guide of a greenhouse: So, why did they put all of these windows in here?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/353858063/so-someone-would-ask-questions.html

Overheard by: um?

Posted on December 25, 2016
Employees, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Stupidity, Women

Stupidity