…Unless You're Mrs. Claus.

Teenager #1: There's no way for Santa to visit all the houses on earth; that's impossible.
Teenager #2: He doesn't have to visit every house, though. Not everybody celebrates Christmas.
Teenager #1: So? That would be like god saying “Muslims can go fuck themselves, I only watch out for Christians.”
Teenager #3: Some people actually do believe that.
Teenager #2: Yeah, I mean, if they don't celebrate Christmas, then…
Teenager #1: You know, at the speed Santa would need to travel to deliver gifts to all those people, his sleigh would literally catch on fire.
Teenager #2: Dude, see, it works like this…
Teenager #1: No, here's how it works: there's no fucking Santa.

Chino, California

Posted on April 19, 2009
California, Christianity, Default, Gifts, God, Santa Claus, Teens

Pepperidge Farm's Goyfish Snack Socks Kinda Missed the Boat

Obnoxious teenage boy: No, that guy's really weird. I mean, did you hear what he did last year?
Friends: No.
Obnoxious teenage boy: He took a slice of cheese and two pieces of ham. Then he got a pair of socks and he put them in an aquarium…

Eugene, Oregon

Posted on March 31, 2009
Clothes, Default, Food, Friends, Guys, Oregon, Questions, Teens, Weirdness

Nobody Really Understood The Happening

Teen boy in car to dog walker (at top of his lungs, worried): Hey, girl! Watch out! The dogs are poisonous!

Midlothian, Texas

Posted on March 21, 2009
Advice, Animals, Default, Guys, Kids, Teens, Texas

I Think I've Seen This Movie…

Teen #1: I stuck my ass in her face and she choked on her broccoli.
(dog coughs)
Teen #2: Your ass is making everyone choke!

Harrison, Michigan

Overheard by: Lauren

Posted on March 12, 2009
Ass, Body parts, Default, Food, Michigan, Teens, Weirdness

At Least Now You Know Enough to Keep the Jewelry

Teenage girl to friends: So at first I just really liked him but now I think I love him!
Bored friend: Here comes the breakup.

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: JDowntown

Posted on March 4, 2009
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Relationships, Teens

Like All Strippers

Teen #1: And we can decorate it!
Teen #2: With glitter and sparkles?
Teen #1: Gawd, you are like a deprived five-year-old.

Fullerton, California

Overheard by: Does glitter make you younger?

Posted on March 2, 2009
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Fashion, Kids, Questions, Teens

Never Stopped Tupac from Making Money

Teen girl #1: Are you going to see that movie about Kurt Cobain? The actor that plays him is supposed to be good!
Teen girl #2: Why would they make a movie about him if someone else was playing him? Can't they just wait until he dies and then make one?
Teen girl #1: He is dead.

Los Angeles, California