Drunk coed: Is it possible to drown in a pool when you are drunk? I mean, with all that alcohol wouldn’t you just float to the top?
Friend #1: Um, duh — yeah, you can drown.
Friend #2: You’re probably going to drown.
Frat party
Dallas, Texas
Drunk coed: Is it possible to drown in a pool when you are drunk? I mean, with all that alcohol wouldn’t you just float to the top?
Friend #1: Um, duh — yeah, you can drown.
Friend #2: You’re probably going to drown.
Frat party
Dallas, Texas
Little girl singing in restroom stall: I’m a little lady, I’m a little lady, I’m a little lady.
401 Congress Avenue
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: Athens
Guy: It's great because it's like we're bros, and we hang out, but I also get to look at your tits.
Girl: Yeah! (high five)
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: Ben
Teacher: What is life really about?
Student #1: Cars!
Student #2: Love!
Student #3: Money!
Teacher: Why hasn't anyone said “sex” yet?
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: Irot
Queer answering cell: Jesus Christ, where have you been? I thought you were sold into the sexual slave trade!
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: The Megster
Blonde: There was a Ken doll encased in jello in the fridge.
Pocket Sandwich Theater
Dallas, Texas
Girl: It’s not like you can wake up and be like ‘Hm. I want to be a girl today,’ and then put on your girl parts!
Guy: Ohhh… It’s not?
Auditorium Shores
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: Ellison’s Orange
