To Errol Is Human. My Dick: Divine.

Greek girlfriend: She misses you baby.
English boyfriend: Hm?
Greek girlfriend: She misses you.
English boyfriend: Who misses me?
Greek girlfriend: Helena.
English boyfriend: Who's Helena?
Greek girlfriend: My vagina, baby.
Indian guy at table: You named your snatch Helena?! Really? You named your vagina?
Greek girlfriend: Sure, don't you have a name for your dick?
Indian guy and English boyfriend, at same time: No.
Greek girlfriend: I've always thought of your dick as being called Errol, baby.

Leamington Spa
England

Overheard by: Bleep

Posted on November 7, 2018
Couples, Feelings, Names, Penis, Sexuality, UK, Vagina

Evidence That Sex and the City Would've Been a Lot More Interesting If It Had Involved Plus-Sized Sistahs

Plus-size sistah: And that damn condom came off!
Friend: Oh, shit, girl! What happened?
Plus-size sistah: I dunno. It's still up in there.
Friend: What? How long?
Plus-size sistah: It's been three days. I can't reach that bitch!
Friend: Girl! That's nasty! And if you askin' what I think you askin', you can forget it!

Restaurant, Chinatown
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Joe

Posted on September 21, 2018
Biotechs, Condoms, Fat people, Friends, Questions, Restaurants, Vagina, Washington, DC, Weirdness

The Difference between Boys and Girls

Guy to girlfriend: My dick is aching for your vagina.
Girl: I missed you too.

Barista cafe
Mumbai
India

Overheard by: mehr

Posted on August 30, 2018
Bars & Clubs, Compliments, Default, Etiquette, Girls, Guys, India, Penis, Relationships, Sex, Vagina, Wishes, Words

Doesn't Roto-Rooter Make Those?

Girl to friends: I'm normal when I'm single, but it's like my vagina is a dick-powered crazy machine!

Tucson, Arizona

Overheard by: Herdy

Posted on August 22, 2018
Arizona, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Penis, Relationships, Vagina

At Least Five Times a Day.

Girl inside stall: I love my vagina!

Bathroom in Bar
New Haven, Connecticut

Posted on July 20, 2018
Bars & Clubs, Bringing it back to you, Connecticut, Feelings, Girls, Vagina

Just Made My Last Payment

Hippie chick: I am the proud owner of an American vagina, thank you very much.

Western Washington University
Bellingham, Washington

Overheard by: Rachel

Posted on July 13, 2018
Hippies, Vagina, Washington

They're Instant YouTube Celebrities

Little boy (chanting loudly): My penis and my butt! My penis and my butt! My penis and my butt, butt, butt, butt, butt!
Little girl: But I don't have a penis.
Both: My vagina and my butt! My vagina and my butt…

Ashland, Oregon

Overheard by: Kelly

Posted on July 12, 2018
Ass, Default, Gender issues, Kids, Oregon, Penis, Vagina

Weirdest Game Of Tag Ever

(tiny girl sneaks behind a big, tall guy for a hug)
Big guy, startled: Whoa! Why did you hug me from behind?
Tiny girl: You told me you don't like hugging me from the front because my vagina touches you!

UC Irvine, California

Posted on June 16, 2018
California, Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Guys, Questions, Vagina, Weirdness

You’re the Worst Math Teacher Ever

Latina: You ride me too hard! You hurt my vagina bone muscle.

Eugene, Oregon

Overheard by: Inside thought…

Posted on June 13, 2018
Gripes, Latinas, Oregon, Vagina

…When I Sat on His Face. What?

Girl #1: My 21st birthday was fun.
Girl #2: So was mine, minus the fact that my friends bought stuffed animal beavers at the winery and proceeded to yell about how soft and hairy their beavers were… While my dad was driving.
Girl #2's grandma: What's a beaver?
Girl #2's mom: It's…what some people call the female genitalia.
Girl #2's grandma: Ohhh…your grandfather used to just call it a cunt.

San Francisco, California

Posted on June 12, 2018
Age and ageing, Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Girls, Hair, Moms, Old folks, Questions, San Francisco, Vagina, Words

Vagina