You Think They're Gay?

Girl drinking outside: It's just, like, I pay rent to live here, I don't want his semen and her little vagina juices everywhere!
Guy drinking outside: I don't think those guys walking by wanted to hear that.

Ann Arbor, Michigan

Overheard by: Guy walking by

Posted on August 20, 2009
Cum, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Guys, Michigan, Money, Vagina, Weirdness, Wishes

…It's Deep

Women studies professor, waving arms: We all have the same vaginas!
Student: I love this class.

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Tri

Posted on July 2, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Education, Students, Teachers, Vagina, Washington

I've Forbidden It from Watching Terms Of Endearment

Queer, after being rushed to play Scrabble: You don't understand what it's like having all vowels!
Drunk girl: You don't understand what it's like having a vagina, so who wins?
Queer: I do! I have an emotional vagina.

Long Beach, California

Overheard by: pucewoman

Posted on June 29, 2009
California, Compare and contrast, Drunks, Feelings, Games, Girls, Queers, Questions, Sexuality, Vagina, Words

Or Did You Shave Your Upper Lip With Occam's Razor?

Freshman, walking down hallway with friend: Dude, this hallway smells like the pussy I ate last night.

High School
West Bloomfield, Michigan

Posted on June 20, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Friends, Licking, Michigan, Sensory experiences, Students, Vagina

That Bitch Is Sweet!

New Jersey guy #1: Dude, I bet Mother Teresa's pussy was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
New Jersey guy #2: Is that the bitch from the maple syrup bottle?

New Jersey

Overheard by: Cougar Bear