As Seen in Two Girls, One Cut

Male suit: Did you know that the most common cosmetic surgery these days is vaginal rejuvenation?
Female suit: “Vaginal rejuvenation,” that's a mouthful.

Starbucks
New York

Overheard by: Caged Monkey

Posted on May 1, 2009
Default, Girls, Guys, New York, Questions, Restaurants, Suits, Vagina, Words

Nobody Ever Wins the Which-Sex's-Sex-Is-Best Argument

Straight girl: Butt sex, butt sex, butt sex!
Gay guy: You really love saying that, don't you?
Straight girl: Yes!
Gay professor: Do you prefer anal to vaginal!
Straight girl: Ewww, fuck no! I don't want anything in my asshole! See, I have a vagina. I have options, unlike gay men.
Gay professor: Ah, you'll never know the pleasures of prostate stimulation.

Westchester, New York

Posted on April 29, 2009
Ass, Backdoor, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, New York, Queers, Questions, Students, Teachers, Vagina

Choking to Death on Carbon Emissions Is a Masculine Rite Of Passage

Guy #1: Are you going to get a Prius?
Guy #2: Nah, I want a car with balls, not an environmentally friendly vagina.

Sunnyvale, California

Overheard by: GameCat

Posted on April 11, 2009
Balls, California, Default, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions, Technology, Vagina

…And Scuttling Away, Like a Hermit Crab.

Female shopper, surveying bathing suits: The crotch in this looks a little, uh…narrow. Tiny, actually. I feel like it doesn't provide full coverage.
Sales girl: I know. It's sort of the style now, though.
Female shopper: What do you mean, “style”? My labia showing?
Other shopper, walking up: Yeah, I agree. I don't want my vagina suddenly falling out at the beach.

American Apparel, Capitol Hill
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Celessa

Posted on April 1, 2009
Clothes, Compare and contrast, Customers, Default, Employees, Fashion, Feelings, Girls, Questions, Stores, Vagina, Washington, Words

It's Time My Penis Had a Break

Very drunk girl: I'm going to go pee with my vagina.

Venice, Florida

Posted on March 26, 2009
Default, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Florida, Girls, Pee, Vagina, Weirdness

She's Old-Fashioned That Way

Male hipster to another: So, I was jerking off into this vagina…

Gastown
Vancouver
Canadia

Overheard by: DagnyTaggart

Posted on March 17, 2009
Canadia, Default, Guys, Hipsters, Masturbation, Memory lane, Vagina, Weirdness

At Least He Didn't Say “a Brown Shower”

Guy #1, walking down sidewalk: I really have to poo.
Guy #2, walking down sidewalk: Speaking of poo, I could use some poontang.
Random girl walking the other way: Oh my goodness!

Richmond, Virginia

Overheard by: Alexa

Posted on March 10, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Poop, Vagina, Virginia, Words

I Happen to Have an Eyedropper and PH Strip in My Pocket

Tipsy girl to friend on phone: Who are you talking to?
Friend, suspiciously: No one!
Tipsy girl: Do I need to monitor your drinking?
Friend: No!
Tipsy girl: Do I need to monitor your vagina?
Friend: No!
Tipsy girl: Good, cause I don't know how I would do that.
Drunken guy from end of the bar: I can do it!

Bar
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: three_eyed_fish